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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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<p>Among us, maybe even someone you know, there is a protagonist. Sometimes, however, there isn't only one. This journey is just the perspective of a few of the many. Depending on opinions, it might be a single perspective.</p> <p>For this, we find our MC. Your average Earth Otaku. A man that lusts for his sister. A man that has folders full of tentacle porn. A man that leaves tissues covered in his essence scattered around his room. You would describe such a person as despicable, would you not?</p> <p>In the viewpoint of our MC, his life living as garbage ends today. He will leave this life forever. Fortunately - or rather, unfortunately - for him, it is more literal than anyone could imagine.</p> <p>Get ready to start anew in a fantasy world. A fresh beginning saturated with action, adventure, and everything shounen. Reincarnation as a hammer, one of the things they can't do, also being one of the only things they can do. That is, to smash. Oh, the irony.</p> <p>At this point, you may be wondering: 'Why does the narrator seem like a total snob? Who is the narrator?'</p> <p>Well, you must be amazed that I read your mind. I am obviously the Author. Who else could I be?</p> <p>"I think the prologue this time should be satisfactory. I believe this is the thir-... no, fourth prologue. Once again, all that there's left to do is add the tags and content warnings before I change my mind. Again."</p> <p>'Oof!'</p>
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<p>*DISCLAIMER*</p> <p>This whole story is a joke, telling the story of our MC Hammer. Also, no events or characters are references. Actually, there might be a few. This is purely original. Maybe. Romance is also a joke. Along with all the tags, except reincarnation.</p> <p>My sense of humor is really bad.</p> <p>Our MC is a not so good guy.</p> <p>Lusting for his sister, watching tentacle porn, throwing tissues with strange substances around his room, etcetera.</p> <p>But, that all ends today. Today, he will leave this life. Start anew. Lose his virginity.</p> <p>Unluckily for him, he leaves this life for real. Forever.</p> <p>Starting anew in a fantasy world. A life of action, adventure, and eveerything shounen.</p> <p>Reincarnating as a hammer. With the only thing he can't do, is being able to 'smash'.</p> <p>Pretty ironic, considering one of the only things a hammer can do is smash.</p> <p>Who am I? Well, I am the author of this wonderful hammer.</p> <p>Don't mind me. I'm totally not an important character or anythi-"Goddamnit! Why can't I just come up with a good prologue?! I just... I just want a good prologue. Haaaah..... Well, this is the best I'm going to get. Might as well add the tags and content warnings now, before I change my mind."</p> <p>'What the hell happened to him this time?'</p>
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