Killed by a truck when trying to cross the street: Check. Meeting with god: Check. Told I'd receive a few cheats: Check. Not told enough details to avoid surprise when I begin my new life: Check.

Is this a story? Am I living in some low quality otherworld story now? *sigh*

***Author Note*** This story began with the thought: What if I took the dungeon core story, and added a chat room populated by powerful cultivators? I'd get something ridiculous and overpowered, that's what.