I Want to Save the World, but the Goddess tells me to Text my Ex

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Do you have an anus? If you do, here's a great little nonsensical story for you to turn off your brain and read while you're stuck in the toilet with nothing to do. Here's the premise of my new story:

Andrew Garage thought he was the Chosen One.Stuck in a time loop that reset whenever a meteor crashed to Earth, he was determined to save mankind and get himself out of the loop. On his seventh try, he finally eliminated the catastrophic meteorite with an Antimatter Gun.However, a self-proclaimed Goddess suddenly appeared and sent Andrew back into the loop again because he saved the world 'the wrong way'. As Andrew bitterly scavenged for solutions, he found out that the reason the meteor kept crashing into Earth because. . . he kept ignoring his exes' texts.

Great for people with anuses and people who wants to destroy meteorites. Not recommended for people who expect actual logic like NOT winning the lottery five times in a row.

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https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/38232/i-want-to-save-the-world-but-the-goddess-tells

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I Want to Save the World, but the Goddess tells me to Text my Ex 7 7. 1. Defund the police RoyalRoadL
I Want to Save the World, but the Goddess tells me to Text my Ex 6 6. Now you're telling me there will be status screens? RoyalRoadL
I Want to Save the World, but the Goddess tells me to Text my Ex 5 5. What's wrong with the prose? Nothing, this is just a light novel RoyalRoadL
I Want to Save the World, but the Goddess tells me to Text my Ex 4 4. Offer me that deathless death, Good God RoyalRoadL
I Want to Save the World, but the Goddess tells me to Text my Ex 3 3. So your name is GDragon-Dragon? RoyalRoadL
I Want to Save the World, but the Goddess tells me to Text my Ex 2 2. What if God descended to Earth, said "it's pronounced Jod", and left RoyalRoadL
I Want to Save the World, but the Goddess tells me to Text my Ex 1 1. Let's win the lottery so I can build a lab RoyalRoadL
I Want to Save the World, but the Goddess tells me to Text my Ex Just something I want to ask RoyalRoadL
I Want to Save the World, but the Goddess tells me to Text my Ex Thank you! RoyalRoadL
I Want to Save the World, but the Goddess tells me to Text my Ex Short announcement RoyalRoadL