A librarian embarks on a risqué adventure to break a painful ejaculation curse placed on him by a succubus ex-lover. To do this, he teams up with a group of kink-plagued beauties to travel the land and gather specific sexual energies by engaging in some really freaky stuff before the clock runs out and terrible consequences ensue.

If that's not enough, he's being hunted for his cum, which—thanks to his curse—is now a highly potent, magical substance that triggers an overwhelming and addictive rush of ecstasy inside any recipient. One powerful and determined pursuant proves to be extra trouble for our librarian as he learns she will stop at nothing to make him her personal pleasure cow.

Warning: this story has just about every unconventional relationship you can think of, and then some. Stuff to make you slap your forehead and snort milk out your nose.

Expect a high fantasy world full horny, sentient creatures with a touch of D&D that rides on the edge of the absurd. It's a smut-comedy of horrors for readers who enjoy a few snarky laughs alongside their erotic lit. It's not for everyone, but maybe for you, if you're willing to dip into the weird side a little bit. Every character is depicted as age appropriate. Please enjoy.