A crackfic based on the beloved Vigor Mortis created by Thundamoo,so it's not meant to be taken seriously at all.

This crackfic takes place after the end of chapter 95 of Vigor Mortis,everything is starting to go downhill except for Vita who is just so confused about what the hell is happening.Capita doesn't speak poetically anymore,instead her speech is just broken.Penelope is probably insane and from the future and the king is a lot more different.

This crackfic will be reader interactive,meaning that the readers can suggest and vote for what will happen next in the near future.