Hefty

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What if everyone in the world gave you $1?

That's what Hefty, a fat and cocky 14-year-old computer hacker tries to do. He bets on Bitcoin, and becomes a millionaire. Nevertheless, it's short lived because Hefty is under the beck and call of his BPD mom. Hefty's mom has leukemia. After seeing his mom's hospital bill, he goes full tilt on the internet, selling crazy things on the Dark Web, like drones, drugs, and guns.

And under his nose, someone's been watching Hefty.

Before he knows it, he's abducted by ISIS and transported to Syria. ISIS's chief tech officer was blown apart in an airstrike. All of ISIS's money freshly minted into Cryptocurrencies. The passcodes in his mind blew up with the airstrike. The King of ISIS, forces Hefty to find the passcodes. At gunpoint, Hefty can't say no, but tricks the King. The King makes a deal with him: If Hefty gets the money off the server, he gets to keep his life (and 10%). Hefty agrees and sees the amount from his 10%: $1.1 Billion in BTC.

Drunk with money, Hefty joins the King and naively agrees to help ISIS, and starts buying everything he's always wanted.

He still misses home though, and after a google search brings up his mom, he throws bread crumbs through the internet. He creates digital trails throughout the back end of sites he hacks so people can find him.

Even though his lifestyle is fun and exciting, ISIS starts to look less inspiring. Hefty sees the cruelty of ISIS's cause and it disillusions him from thinking the Caliphate is noble. After some ISIS friends start dying, Hefty sees that war is dumb. Hefty tells his dying friend, on his last breaths, that he is going to take down ISIS. Mistake. With his last yells, his friend tattles on Hefty. Overnight, he goes from Multimillionaire to POW. The King gives him 2 options: blow up his favorite team on a game day of the Cleveland Browns, or his mother dies. Hefty chooses his mother.

Within weeks, Hefty covertly writes software to defeat ISIS, leaving enough breadcrumbs to attract the Chief of Staff of the U.S. Army, General Tarvish. Acting quickly, General Tarvish works to find Hefty and uncover the Brown's Stadium plot.

Hefty finds a way to bomb the stadium, using an order that the president enacted putting all combat planes: no matter where over the US, had to be fully loaded and ready for war. Tarvish didn't plan this into his counter measure.

Hefty has set up ambushes against the Caliphate of ISIS… but the joke turns on him when he forgets to delete his code, and his terror attack on Brown's Stadium goes off. Hefty's location goes live, and an air campaign against the Caliphate starts. The US President angrily tries to drop a nuclear bomb on Hefty and the Caliphate. Tarvish kills the President before he can order the attack.

The King flees by truck into the desert, but brings his cyber weapon: Hefty.

Fed up, unafraid, and frankly pissed off, Hefty grows some balls and kills everyone in the car, giving the King his just reward, and careening down a mountain in the process.

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Hefty 54 Chapter 54: Stadium's End RoyalRoadL
Hefty 53 Chapter 53: Hero's Vodka RoyalRoadL
Hefty 52 Chapter 52: Back of the Bus RoyalRoadL
Hefty 51 Chapter 51: Total Badass RoyalRoadL
Hefty 50 Chapter 50: Loogey RoyalRoadL
Hefty 49 Chapter 49: Sun RoyalRoadL
Hefty 48 Chapter 48: Top RoyalRoadL
Hefty 47 Chapter 47: Being Left-handed is a Handicap RoyalRoadL
Hefty 46 Chapter 46: Chairlift RoyalRoadL
Hefty 45 Chapter 45: Lights RoyalRoadL
Hefty 44 Chapter 44: Moon Roof RoyalRoadL
Hefty 43 Chapter 43: Edmund RoyalRoadL
Hefty 42 Chapter 42: Live RoyalRoadL
Hefty 41 Chapter 41: Phone Call RoyalRoadL
Hefty 40 Chapter 40: Manny RoyalRoadL
Hefty 39 Chapter 39: Dodge RoyalRoadL
Hefty 38 Chapter 38: School of Visual Arts RoyalRoadL
Hefty 37 Chapter 37: Ronald of the Library RoyalRoadL
Hefty 36 Chapter 36: Hail Mary RoyalRoadL
Hefty 35 Chapter 35: Chew RoyalRoadL
Hefty 34 Chapter 34: Dark RoyalRoadL
Hefty 33 Chapter 33: Heftyvision RoyalRoadL
Hefty 32 Chapter 32: Windows and Engines RoyalRoadL
Hefty 31 Chapter 31: Waves RoyalRoadL
Hefty 30 Chapter 30: Middle Finger RoyalRoadL
Hefty 29 Chapter 29: Mustard RoyalRoadL
Hefty 28 Chapter 28: La RaTa RoyalRoadL
Hefty 27 Chapter 27: Go PRO RoyalRoadL
Hefty 26 Chapter 26: Tequila Tarvish RoyalRoadL
Hefty 25 Chapter 25: Inhale RoyalRoadL
Hefty 24 Chapter 24: Pure Glory RoyalRoadL
Hefty 23 Chapter 23: Montage RoyalRoadL
Hefty 22 Chapter 22: Check Mate RoyalRoadL
Hefty 21 Chapter 21: Bleating RoyalRoadL
Hefty 20 Chapter 20: Crunch RoyalRoadL
Hefty 19 Chapter 19: Booger RoyalRoadL
Hefty 18 Chapter 18: Happy World RoyalRoadL
Hefty 17 Chapter 17: Growing Fast RoyalRoadL
Hefty 16 Chapter 16: Growing Up RoyalRoadL
Hefty 15 Chapter 15: Kindergarten RoyalRoadL
Hefty 14 Chapter 14: The Head RoyalRoadL
Hefty 13 Chapter 13: The General RoyalRoadL
Hefty 12 Chapter 12: Dark Web RoyalRoadL
Hefty 11 Chapter 11: 2 Lambos RoyalRoadL
Hefty 10 Chapter 10: That Cancer RoyalRoadL
Hefty 9 Chapter 9: Shooting Ohio RoyalRoadL
Hefty 8 Chapter 8: Lotta Scratch RoyalRoadL
Hefty 7 Chapter 7: Red Devil Hot Sauce RoyalRoadL
Hefty 6 Chapter 6: Bad Eggs RoyalRoadL
Hefty 5 Chapter 5: Mom's Punch RoyalRoadL
Hefty 4 Chapter 4: My Fucking Ear RoyalRoadL
Hefty 3 Chapter 3: The Capricorn RoyalRoadL
Hefty 2 Chapter 2: The Hefty Bag RoyalRoadL
Hefty 1 Chapter 1: The Sweaty Mess RoyalRoadL
Hefty Prologue: Here We Go RoyalRoadL
Hefty Epilogue RoyalRoadL