This is the story of a time long ago—a time of myth and legend, when the ancient gods were petty and cruel, and they plagued mankind with suffering. Only one man dared to challenge their power—Dan, the Death Knight. Dan possessed a thick-headedness the world had never seen—a thick-headedness surpassed only by his stacked attack power. He journeyed the Realm of Asenath—battling turkeys and other random wild animals that would reward him with XP. But wherever there was evil, wherever an innocent would suffer… Dan would end up there by accident.