This was ment to be the self-published 'real' book of Binary Progression; turns out there isn't much of a market for this kind of story... that and it sucked! As such I am writing another (more successful) series but this was just laying about my book folder so I'm posting it here, please forget the fact I said it sucked, pretty please.
JohnWillStab is the poorly-named shut-in on a quest to get into MMOs after a failed online career backfired leaving him uninterested in his speciality, strategy games.
He discovers an old, abandoned game with an active, albeit very eccentric, community of no more than five-hundred players on a single server maintained by an unknown individual.
Unbeknownst to him, the game he found is more than just an ordinary WoW clone and after many adventures with his group, they make the terrifying discovery that after two full volumes this story becomes a god damn isekai.
What's worse, JohnWillStab, the number-one edgelord on the server is somehow ending up in positions of power despite literally being an undead rogue with evil magic tentacles!
Will John's edginess ruin the isekai? Why does the doctor have the highest kill-count in the game? Is 👑 really a valid character you could use for your username? Can the chef perform an exorcism? Why is God asking John for chicken nuggets? Really, he could just spawn them in - in fact, we saw him spawning food in before!
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 40 | So is their thing Hats or just emojis in general? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 39 | Power May corrupt, but not if you were always corrupt! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 38 | Mossback Misadventures and Debt Rolling! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 37 | All's well that ends well! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 36 | It's not weird to eat slime, I swear! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 35 | The Line Between Inspiration and Theft is Very Thin! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 34 | Alexander's BRAND-NEW Original Game | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 33 | A Hat-Pervert Strikes! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 32 | Who's stronger, the edgy one or the Psychopath? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 31 | On Average, the human body has at least one tentacle, The Tongue! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 30 | Knees Weak, Cheats are Ready! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 29 | Top Hats Are Cool, that is all | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 28 | Beating a Boss is fun Once, Then it's a Chore! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 27 | Enjoying a moment you Dislike in Hindsigh Is Reverse-Nostalgia! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 26 | A likable Guy Called Alexander!... Kinda Likable… | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 25 | Much Like Fortune Telling, If The Scares Are Vague Enough, People Will Probably Buy Into Them! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 24 | People Who Refuse To Step Out of AOE attacks And Then Blame THe Healers Are Scum! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 23 | Are Alexnader's Cat Ears Real Or Just A Hair Thing? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 22 | Running Away From A Problem that is Faster Than You Is Just Facing It With Extra Steps! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 21 | Blue Fire Is Cooler Than Red, Orange and Yellow fire, But green Fire… that's where It's At! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 20 | The Reason â™› can teleport everywhere is because her name is the queen piece. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 19 | Games That Are Inconsistant About Realism Suck! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 18 | Anything you eat or Drink Becomes ten times better by an Open Flame! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 17 | The shinier the ore the more expensive it is! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 16 | All Is Fair In Love, War and on the Auction House! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 15 | Be Rootin' Be Tootin' and By God, Be Shootin' | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 14 | Party Members Who Cry about you doing a few quests By Yourself Are Degenerates! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 13 | People Who Can't Let A Joke Die Are Just As Bad As Those Who Oppose Its Creation! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 12 | Destructable Terrain Is All Fun and Games until a capital city goes missing! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 11 | Feeling Bad For A fictional Character is Like Feeling Bad For A Historical Figure, Totally Justified | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 10 | Slimes Are An Over-used and an Under-explored monster! Eat them Or Something! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 9 | It's Not Cheating If You Roleplay! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 8 | Low-Level quests are anticlimactic at higher levels; Do them while you're at the Appropriate level! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 7 | Find me thirty-seven boar asses, Player! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 6 | Tanks are either really nice or massochists! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 5 | Following Directions From The Global Chat Is A Bad Idea! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 4 | Hand-Holdy Tutorials suck! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 3 | A Joke-Character Is Only a Joke Until You Get Attached To Them! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 2 | You'll Never Find A Good Game Sitting On Your Ass Without Searching! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Progression: Torrented Edition | 1 | Prologues Are Weird | RoyalRoadL |