THIS WORK DOES NOT CONTAIN HARD SEX SCENES. Only soft ones. Very limp. Mostly played up for laughs, and specially gags.

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Souls Unlimited Online. A brand spanking, asscheeks reddening, new VRMMORPG that boasts of its promise to give each and every single one of its players, from the dumbest to the dumb, a Unique Skill of their own!

Such a premise, so enticing!

Riveting!

Mouth-watering!

So many VR gadgets immediately drenched in fluids of all kinds!

Enter Fira Dragonir. A very eager player with a dragonoid avatar being followed around by a scantily clad robot lady who is actually his system avatar, an AI assigned specifically to him. He ignores everyone else to instead talk to her!

Is he destined to go down the path of the edgy solo player who is very obviously overcompensating!?

But just then, a new challenger appears! Enter Gothra, a player with an avatar that looks very normal, a somewhat rarity in the age of The System where anyone's body can be freely modified as they see fit. But one look at her system avatar and you'd question if this goofy-looking character really belongs to such a normal-looking woman! A man with a very buff and large body, covered by a bear fur suit, then wearing a gothic lolita maid outfit on top of that bear suit, and donning a gun strapped to his shoulder as the final touch.

Wow, that's a lot! Slow down Gothra! Use some of that creativity for yourself!

This very likely duo found each other, taking the entire world of Souls Unlimited Online by storm! They said so themselves, so it must be true!

Follow their heroic destiny as they forge their bonds, discover the realms, vanquish their foes, and sometimes do stupid shit!

Ok, they do the stupid shit the most. Everything else is optional, actually.

But despite what others may say about them, no matter how many stares or cheers they may receive, none shall stop their rise as their names are forever engraved in the anals of history.

The Legend of Gothra and Fira: The Two Dumbest Unique Skill Users!

(There are no typos here. ;P)

[participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge]