When you've seen as many catastrophes as I have, "disaster" becomes a relative term. Us perpetual kidnap victims get to hang our heads while waiting for the tights-wearing crowd to arrive.
I'm extra special. Why? Because my only real power is being kept alive by constantly attracting insane events. That's me. Adam. The wrong guy in the wrong place, every single time.
Sit back, grab your drink or drug of choice, and follow along as I hit some of the highlights.
We'll start with Ted, a reporter with a scheme of petty revenge. We'll meet Alice, a psychopath with personality problems whose out to make babies or disembowel me. I'm never sure. We'll watch me fail at being a glorified field trip supervisor for a powered collage.
There's a whole host of other heroes and villains along the way.
At the end of this story about me and those suffering my presence, I'll end the world. Because that's the logical last step.
Book 1 – The Fiasco in News (Complete, Cover)
Book 2 – The Fiasco in School (Complete)
Book 3 – The Fiasco in an Apocalypse (Incomplete, WIP)
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The Fiasco | 3 | Book 3, Part I – Gods Are Like Spoons | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 3 | Book 3, Part II - My Shitty Origin Story | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 3 | Book 3, Part V - It's Fluxing Impossible | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 3 | Book 3, Part III – Olympus is Flailing | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 3 | Book 3, Part IV –Two For The Price of One? | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 3 | Book 3, Part VI – Recurring Cast Members Suck | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 3 | Book 3, The Fiasco is An Apocalypse; Fair Warning | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, Part XIX – Jiggly Whats? | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, Part XXI – She's Full of Hot Air | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, Part XX – Aliens and Ex's are Idiots | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, Part VI – Space and Vacuums Suck | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, Part VII – Cosmic Rays Meet (Met?) Hamster | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, Part X – Can't Save Stupid | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, Part XVI - Worst Therapist Ever | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, Part XVI - Backup Plans Are Confusing | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, Part V – For my Momma? | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, The Fiasco In School; Your Fair Warning | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, Part II – Please Ma'am, can I have another? | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, Part I – A Real Man Takes His Stabbings | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, Part VIII – My Sister is Crazy, srsly | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, Part IX – I Detest Pink | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, Part III – College Life is Weird | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, Part IV – Save The Drama… | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, Part XVII – Moles Subclass as Ninjas? | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, Part XVIII – Asinine Butter face | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, Part XII - Dammit. Dying is Hard. | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, Part XI – Surprise Parties | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, Part XIV - Delayed Reactions Abound | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, Part XV – Overly Complicated Shit | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, Part XXIII – The Kids Are Alight | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, Part XXII – The Taming of the Shrew? | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, Part XXIV – The Number Three Also Sucks | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, Part XXV – Many Colors or F Unicorns | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, Part XXVII – Stupid and/or Evil Plans | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 2, Part XXVI – Malice Pops the Question | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part IV - Firearm safety is overrated. | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part IV - Firearm safety is overrated. | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part II - Another Man Proposes to Me, and I Like it. | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part VI - Cribs; Jail Cell Edition (and a stalker) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part XI – In Which Balls Drop (Get it?) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part XVI – How Bizarre, How Bazaar | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part XXI– And For My Next Trick… | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part VIII – So the Queens are in Love. #NotCannon #JustAnotherSunday | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part XIII – Herald of Failure, Ambassador of Earth | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part XVIII – What the Flux? or Flux You! | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part VII – Drugs Make Terror Fun | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part XII – Drunk Unicorns | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part XVI – Panic At The Clone War | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part XXII – Wonder Where We Went Wrong | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part IX – Sometimes shit happens | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part XIV – That's What She Said, I think. | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part X – Rehab Rhymes With Stab | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part XV – We're All Mad Here | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part XX – Does This Shit Ever Make Sense? | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part XIX – King and Queen of the Crazy Prom | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part V - Yes, Really. Christ. FML. | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part VI - Cribs; Jail Cell Edition (and a stalker) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part I - Four Idiots Wake up in a Lair | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part III - Interview questionnaires should be true false, not essay. | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part II - Another Man Proposes to Me, and I Like it. | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part XXIII – Space Between, Wicked Lies | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part XXIV – Fired? Firing? Or still on the Air? | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part XXV – The Princess is in Another Castle | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part XXVI – Almost the Same Shit, Different Day | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Cover Reveal for Book 1 | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, The Fiasco In News; Your Fair Warning | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part III - Interview questionnaires should be true false, not essay. | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part I - Four Idiots Wake up in a Lair | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, Part V - Yes, Really. Christ. FML. | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 57 | Book 3, Part II - My Shitty Origin Story | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 56 | Book 3, Part I – Gods Are Like Spoons | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 55 | Book 3, The Fiasco is An Apocalypse; Fair Warning | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 54 | Book 2, Part XXVII – Stupid and/or Evil Plans | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 53 | Book 2, Part XXVI – Malice Pops the Question | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 52 | Book 2, Part XXV – Many Colors or F Unicorns | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 51 | Book 2, Part XXIV – The Number Three Also Sucks | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 50 | Book 2, Part XXIII – The Kids Are Alight | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 49 | Book 2, Part XXII – The Taming of the Shrew? | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 48 | Book 2, Part XXI – She's Full of Hot Air | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 47 | Book 2, Part XX – Aliens and Ex's are Idiots | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 46 | Book 2, Part XIX – Jiggly Whats? | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 45 | Book 2, Part XVIII – Asinine Butter face | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 44 | Book 2, Part XVII – Moles Subclass as Ninjas? | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 42 | Book 2, Part XV – Overly Complicated Shit | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 41 | Book 2, Part XIV - Delayed Reactions Abound | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 40 | Book 2, Part XII - Dammit. Dying is Hard. | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 39 | Book 2, Part XI – Surprise Parties | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 38 | Book 2, Part X – Can't Save Stupid | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 37 | Book 2, Part IX – I Detest Pink | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 36 | Book 2, Part VIII – My Sister is Crazy, srsly | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 35 | Book 2, Part VII – Cosmic Rays Meet (Met?) Hamster | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 34 | Book 2, Part VI – Space and Vacuums Suck | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 33 | Book 2, Part V – For my Momma? | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 32 | Book 2, Part IV – Save The Drama… | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 31 | Book 2, Part III – College Life is Weird | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 30 | Book 2, Part II – Please Ma'am, can I have another? | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 29 | Book 2, Part I – A Real Man Takes His Stabbings | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 28 | Book 2, The Fiasco In School; Your Fair Warning | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 27 | Book 1, Part XXVI – Almost the Same Shit, Different Day | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 26 | Book 1, Part XXV – The Princess is in Another Castle | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 25 | Book 1, Part XXIV – Fired? Firing? Or still on the Air? | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 24 | Book 1, Part XXIII – Space Between, Wicked Lies | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 22 | The Fiasco; In News, Part XXII | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 21 | The Fiasco, In News; Part XXI | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 20 | Part XVIII | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 19 | The Fiasco, In News; Part XIX | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 18 | The Fiasco, In News; Part XVIII | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 17 | The Fiasco, In News; Part XVII | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 16 | The Fiasco, In News; Part XVI | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 15 | The Fiasco, In News; Part XV | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 14 | The Fiasco, In News; Part XIV | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 7 | Book 1, Part VI - Cribs; Jail Cell Edition (and a stalker) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 6 | Book 1, Part V - Yes, Really. Christ. FML. | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 5 | Book 1, Part IV - Firearm safety is overrated. | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 4 | Book 1, Part III - Interview questionnaires should be true false, not essay. | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 3 | Book 1, Part II - Another Man Proposes to Me, and I Like it. | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 2 | Book 1, Part I - Four Idiots Wake up in a Lair | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | 1 | Book 1, The Fiasco In News; Your Fair Warning | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Fiasco | The Fiasco, In News; Part IX | RoyalRoadL | ||
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The Fiasco | The Fiasco, In News; Part X | RoyalRoadL | ||
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The Fiasco | The Fiasco, In News; Part XI | RoyalRoadL | ||
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The Fiasco | The Fiasco, In News; Part VIII | RoyalRoadL | ||
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The Fiasco | The Fiasco, In News; Part XIII | RoyalRoadL | ||
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The Fiasco | The Fiasco, In News; Part VII | RoyalRoadL | ||
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The Fiasco | The Fiasco, In News; Part XII | RoyalRoadL | ||
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The Fiasco | Heads Up To All Readers | RoyalRoadL | ||
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The Fiasco | The Fiasco, In News - Release on Amazon | RoyalRoadL | ||