Do you ever feel like the world is out to get you? I know the feeling. Unfortunately for me and my best friend, the world really is out to get us. It's not just me being paranoid either.

The very first thing I managed to do after we were summoned to this world was to piss off the king of one of the largest kingdoms on the continent. Not to mention that the game-like system of this world totally doesn't work for my friend and I.

Oh, and did I mention we're not mortal?

Warning: Tagged Mature for language and violence so far

Hi all! I'm a new writer here and this is my first try at a story like this. It's obviously a WIP so tags and such may be added as the story goes on. Thanks for giving it a shot and I welcome any and all constructive feedback!