The ethereal realm. A higher plane where beings of pure mana reside. These beings are ruled by a council of seven. Picked for their knowledge and power they are judge, jury and executioners. If any break their laws they get banished to the physical realms. A horrifying fate for most, but not Archion. No, for Archion it was perfect. Millions of mortals to mess with and an eternity to do so! He just got unlucky. Five ages in to his stay in the physical realms and his body got stolen. OK maybe not stolen. He lost it in a bet. But before he could reclaim it or make a new one he got summoned. And by a common priest no less! But hey it was a cushy job. Just act like a god for a few centuries and then he'd get a nice reward. A century or two wouldn't be so bad. Right? How about three millennia? Not as easy. Especially when you're alone.

OK so this is my first attempt at writing anything seriously so please be gentle... Pretty please?

*Warning* Will in include: Crude language, cussing, sexual references, lots of blood and dark humor. It will however NOT include: Any lolis, the word wry *Spit*, any hero bullshit. May possibly include in the future: Sexual content, graphical murder of anyone I feel deserves it and a slight (huge) gambling problem.