How To Tame Your Princess

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My name is Nicolas.

Nicolas Siegel.

People say I'm weird.

I don't know why, and the voice in my head won't tell me.

Oh well, never mind…

You want a cookie? I baked them myself. With love~πŸ’•

...You're ridiculous.

Oh, shush.

Author's note:

This is a story about an atypical player in a typical VR fantasy game, (re)written by an authorβ€”that's meβ€”who still sucks at delivering synopsises.

Follow the adventures of Nicolas "Nick" Siegel, alias Elric Walker, alias the Wandering Knight, alias the Reckless Imbecile, alias...Victoriaβ€”Wait, what? Okay...err...Follow Nick Siegel, a young...man(?) afflicted with mild sociopathy and a worsening case of split personnality, as he tries to make sense of the world around him and travels the virtual reality of Untold Tales, battling against undead butterflies, strange curses, and himself, and maybe find love.

I swear this is a romance!

Also, the [Mature] tag might just be an [Immature] tag.

(Previously: "Tales of the Blood Princess")

I don't really have a release schedule, but I am a compulsive writer. So if this story is not updating, it's because I'm writing something else at that moment and will eventually come back to this one. Have no fear of me dropping it, but be wary of long, random break in posting. – DocteurNS

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"World War Chicken has been fought. The area is destroyed, blood has been spilled, and the wrecks of the machines of war lay scattered. Mothers have cried, children have been traumatized, and only holy fire can burn away the foul creations spawned in its wake.

Oh, and a grown man made a complete fool of himself."

– Dosahder, at chapter B0-C07.1

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Latest release - vol. 1.0, ch. 29.0
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How To Tame Your Princess 1 29 B1-CH29 – [Multiple] In the Dark RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 29 B1-CH29 – In the Dark RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 28 B1-CH28 – Have a Good Death… RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 27 B1-CH27 – I'm a Beautiful Butterfly! RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 26 B1-CH26 – Not Quite What I Expected RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 25 B1-CH25 – Dara, people DIE of swine flu! RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 24 B1-CH24 – It's like cooking! RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 23 B1-CH23 – Tu quoque mi hirci?! RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 22 B1-CH22 – [Athena] Back on the Crazy Train RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 22 B1-CH22 – Back on the Crazy Train RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 21 B1-CH21 – [Narrator] Bad Guys Doing Bad Guys Things RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 20 B1-CH20 – Alien vs. Predator: Ratatouille RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 19 B1-CH19 – ...Home RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 18 B1-CH18 – [Narrator] Return of the Prodigal Squirrel RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 17 B1-CH17 – Nerdy, Phone… RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 16 B1-CH16 – There's No Place like Home RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 15 B1-CH15 – Out of Nowhere RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 14 B1-CH14 – Dungeon Break In the Breaking Dungeon RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 13 B1-CH13 – [Athena] Something Ain't Right RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 12 B1-CH12 – Getting Acquainted RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 11 B1-CH11 – First Impressions Are Very Important RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 10 B1-CH10 – My Hero~ RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 9 B1-CH09 – Another One Bites the Dust RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 8 B1-CH08 – [Narrator] A Good Betrayal Always Opens New Opportunities for Both Parties RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 8 B1-CH08 – A Good Betrayal Always Opens New Opportunities for Both Parties RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 7 B1-CH07 – Dear Diary RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 6 B1-CH06 – Anonymous Infamy RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 5 B1-CH05 – Of Curses and Gods RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 4 B1-CH04 – Close Encounter of the Nerd Kind RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 3 B1-CH03 – My Friend the Riajuu RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 2 B1-CH02 – On the Fifth Floor RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 1 B1-CH01 – The Woman in the High Castle RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 1 (This is not the start. Go to "B1-PRO – Blood Princess Begins" for the first chapter!!) B0-PRO.1 – The Mild Hunt RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 B1-PRO – Blood Princess Begins RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 9 B0-C09.7 – Sleeping Beardy (End of Book 0) RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 9 B0-C09.6 – It's a birdy?! RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 9 B0-C09.5 – Pony! …Wait, that's not a pony!? RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 9 B0-C09.4 – Cookies! RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 9 B0-C09.3 – (This story is heading in a strange direction) RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 9 B0-C09.2 – Ugh…Zombies. RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 9 B0-C09.1 – Greenies? RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 8 B0-C08.4 – Hang Gliders…Who Knew, Right? RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 8 B0-C08.3 – Nowhere Over the Rainbow RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 8 B0-C08.2 – On the Road Again…Eventually RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 8 B0-C08.1 – Goodbyes Are Poison RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 7 B0-C07.5 – Pay No Attention to That Man Behind the Curtain RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 7 B0-C07.4 – Obnoxious, Obnoxiouser, and Obnoxiousest RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 7 B0-C07.3 – Apple-Picking and its Consequences RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 7 B0-C07.2 – Painful Memories RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 7 B0-C07.1 – The Plot Chickens RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 6 B0-C06.4 – Serendipity is a Beautiful Word (Seriously, look it up.) RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 6 B0-C06.3 – Getting Into It RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 6 B0-C06.2 – Takes One to Know One RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 6 B0-C06.1 – And God Said "Let There Be Plot!" RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 5 B0-C05.4 – Signs RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 5 B0-C05.1 – A Cat is NOT Fine! RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 5 B0-C05.3 – Third Time's the Charm RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 5 B0-C05.2 – Mens Sana(?) In Corpore Sano Et Spatula Gloriosa RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 5 B0-C05.1 – A Cat Is NOT Fine! RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 4 SS-M04 – [Mary] "And the whore became flesh, and dwelt among us, and we were all fucked." RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 4 B0-C04.5 – Witch of the North RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 4 B0-C04.4 – Is this the point when you ask me to wear green eyeglasses? RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 4 B0-C04.3 – Meeting the Wizard? RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 4 B0-C04.2 – You Have No Power Here RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 4 B0-C04.1 – A Warm Welcome RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 3 SS-M03 – [Mary] Body Shop RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 3 B0-C03.2 – Runes You Fools! RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 3 B0-C03.3 – Follow the Yellow Brick Road... RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 3 B0-C03.2 – Rune You Fools! RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 3 B0-C03.1 – Boredom is a Bridge to Introspection RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 3 B0-PRO.3 – I am Legend RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 2 SS-M02 – [Mary] Down the Rabbit Hole RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 2 B0-C02.4 – Status Quid RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 2 B0-C02.3 – Prom'nons nous dans les bois… RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 2 B0-C02.2 – Peaceful Aftermath Camping RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 2 B0-C02.1 – Um... What a Twist? RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 2 B0-PRO.2 – Lock-Less Monster RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 SS-M01 – [Mary] The World Wasn't Ready RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 1 SS-M01 – The World Wasn't Ready RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 1 B0-C01.5 – I Am Evil! Stop Laughing! RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 1 B0-C01.4 – Critterion of Unlife RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 1 B0-C01.3 – Leviticus 11:12 RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 1 B0-C01.2 – And They Call Him… RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 1 B0-C01.1 – Beating Dead Horses RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 1 B0-PRO.1 – The Mild Hunt RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 B0-PRO – Blood Princess Begins RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 B0-SS:OT – Castle Guard RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 B0-SS:NO – Dark Asparagus Rises RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess A-A-Announ- PLEASE PUT THOSE PITCHFORKS AWAY!! ...Announcement...ish. RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 B0-SS:NO – Evil in a Nutshell RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 B0-SS:NO – Recruitment Issues RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 B0-SS:WW – Troubles Start With Tea RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 B0-SS:NO – Back From The Dead RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 B0-SS:WW – Council Meeting RoyalRoadL
How To Tame Your Princess 0 B0-SS:NR – Plot and Plotting RoyalRoadL