So let's say there's this girl. A young girl who happens to be a highly-trained, psionically-gifted, nanite-infused, genetically-enhanced and emotionally unstable assassin that doesn't know the concept of 'mercy' or 'holding back.'
Let's say she and her imaginary friend miraculously pass through the borders of reality into an alternate universe, crash landing into a world of swords and magic aboard a starship full of high-tech wonders.
Now, let's also say the first person this borderline psychopath meets happens to be her doppelganger - a highly gifted mage who happens to have a few problems of her own, like a bad temper or a bad habit of chronic self-delusion.
With me so far? Good.
Now, what's the on the agenda for these two different people who happen to be the same person? Settle down, start a family and thoroughly enjoy life. Maybe get married and have some kids. How about befriending a violent alcoholic or defeating an ancient evil being? Perhaps kill a few dragons and wreck a city along the way.
Anything can happen around the city of Runetap, after all. It's a place where bizarre and strange things occur on an almost weekly basis. The people living there have long abandoned silly things like common sense or minding the details. A giant flaming UFO streaks above the city in broad daylight? That's just another Tuesday. The City Guard even had the form for that, so believe me when I say this.
It's your loss if you mind it.
This is the light-hearted and fluffy tale of Ellie and Kira as they forge their own path of absurdity and crazyness across a world that often makes little sense. Loosely inspired by the Discworld series of books by Terry Pratchett, even though the author hasn't actually read any of them.
Contains yuri, mature themes and the author's personal views on several subjects. Explicit content is kept to a minimum.Does NOT contain slavery, rape, drugs or any other similarly heavy themes.
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Binary Soul | Afterword: Q&A with the author | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Binary Soul | 167 | Afterword: Q&A with the author | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 150 | Chapter 150 - Nothing lasts forever, including parents, money, youth, your room, dress shirts, me, you, and Binary Soul | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 166 | Chapter 150 - Nothing lasts forever, including parents, money, youth, your room, dress shirts, me, you, and Binary Soul | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 149 | Chapter 149 - Even if a stopped clock is right twice a day, that still means it was wrong on 86398 occasions within that same day | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 165 | Chapter 149 - Even if a stopped clock is right twice a day, that still means it was wrong on 86398 occasions within that same day | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 148 | Chapter 148 - Hiding in plain sight seems like a clever strategy, but it rarely works when put into practice | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 164 | Chapter 148 - Hiding in plain sight seems like a clever strategy, but it rarely works when put into practice | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 147 | Chapter 147 - A teacher will sometimes visit his or her student's home to check up on them, but the opposite somehow never happens | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 163 | Chapter 147 - A teacher will sometimes visit his or her student's home to check up on them, but the opposite somehow never happens | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 146 | Chapter 146 - Whether a house visit is pleasant or not hinges not only on the host, but also on the guests | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 162 | Chapter 146 - Whether a house visit is pleasant or not hinges not only on the host, but also on the guests | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 145 | Chapter 145 - We're all a little bit crazy | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 161 | Chapter 145 - We're all a little bit crazy | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 144 | Chapter 144 - The main reason people go to the mountains is to get away from other people, the fresh air is just a bonus | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 160 | Chapter 144 - The main reason people go to the mountains is to get away from other people, the fresh air is just a bonus | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 143 | Chapter 143 - The things you like always seem to look better when they're further away | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 159 | Chapter 143 - The things you like always seem to look better when they're further away | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 142 | Chapter 142 - 'Keep your friends close and your enemies closer' is meant to be taken figuratively, not literally | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 158 | Chapter 142 - 'Keep your friends close and your enemies closer' is meant to be taken figuratively, not literally | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 141 | Chapter 141 - Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is a pattern. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 157 | Chapter 141 - Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is a pattern. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 140 | Chapter 140 - There's no such thing as ever-lasting memory. Even video tapes and history books will degrade with time. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 156 | Chapter 140 - There's no such thing as ever-lasting memory. Even video tapes and history books will degrade with time. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 139 | Chapter 139 - Tight deadlines can be stressful things, but loose ones can be just as bad | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 155 | Chapter 139 - Tight deadlines can be stressful things, but loose ones can be just as bad | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 138 | Chapter 138 - The social side of attending school is often more important than the actual education | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 154 | Chapter 138 - The social side of attending school is often more important than the actual education | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 137 | Chapter 137 - Despite what people say, you can definitely teach an old dog new tricks | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 153 | Chapter 137 - Despite what people say, you can definitely teach an old dog new tricks | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | Intermission - An overview of a certain disembodied voice's employees | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Binary Soul | 152 | Intermission - An overview of a certain disembodied voice's employees | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 136 | Chapter 136 - Phone interviews may seem impersonal, but they're also convenient in their own way | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 151 | Chapter 136 - Phone interviews may seem impersonal, but they're also convenient in their own way | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | Side Story - Reunions would be far less awkward if people stopped trying to recount your embarrassing past | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Binary Soul | 150 | Side Story - Reunions would be far less awkward if people stopped trying to recount your embarrassing past | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 135 | Chapter 135 - Sometimes it is necessary to hurt others for their own good | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 149 | Chapter 135 - Sometimes it is necessary to hurt others for their own good | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 134 | Chapter 134 - Everyone has layers. Just like ogres. Or was that onions? Does everyone have onions? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 148 | Chapter 134 - Everyone has layers. Just like ogres. Or was that onions? Does everyone have onions? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 133 | Chapter 133 - There's a limit to learning through doing | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 147 | Chapter 133 - There's a limit to learning through doing | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 132 | Chapter 132 - It's the duty of all living things to eat, sleep and poop. Not necessarily in that order. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 146 | Chapter 132 - It's the duty of all living things to eat, sleep and poop. Not necessarily in that order. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 131 | Chapter 131 - The so-called miracle of life can be a surprisingly disgusting process | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 145 | Chapter 131 - The so-called miracle of life can be a surprisingly disgusting process | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 130 | Chapter 130 - Those in charge should take care to properly educate their subordinates | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 144 | Chapter 130 - Those in charge should take care to properly educate their subordinates | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 129 | Chapter 129 - People who say the ends justify the means are either unable or unwilling to find better means | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 143 | Chapter 129 - People who say the ends justify the means are either unable or unwilling to find better means | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 128 | Chapter 128 - You don't need a special occasion to spend time with family and friends. But it helps. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 142 | Chapter 128 - You don't need a special occasion to spend time with family and friends. But it helps. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 127 | Chapter 127 - You can never be too prepared for a presentation | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 141 | Chapter 127 - You can never be too prepared for a presentation | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | Not a chapter - A few updates | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Binary Soul | Not a chapter - Short hiatus | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Binary Soul | 126 | Chapter 126 - It's amazing how the mere presence of snow can have such a big effect on people | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 140 | Chapter 126 - It's amazing how the mere presence of snow can have such a big effect on people | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 125 | Chapter 125 - Conversations are a lot like minefields, except you won't lose a leg for a misstep in the former | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 139 | Chapter 125 - Conversations are a lot like minefields, except you won't lose a leg for a misstep in the former | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 124 | Chapter 124 - If it happened two times, it will happen a third | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 138 | Chapter 124 - If it happened two times, it will happen a third | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 123 | Chapter 123 - The burden of pregnancy can be heavier on the mind than it is on the body | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 137 | Chapter 123 - The burden of pregnancy can be heavier on the mind than it is on the body | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | Side Story - Law Enforcement is the one industry that should definitely not allow bad apples | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Binary Soul | 136 | Side Story - Law Enforcement is the one industry that should definitely not allow bad apples | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | Side Story - The journey of a thousand miles may begin with a single step, but nobody said it had to be done alone | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Binary Soul | 135 | Side Story - The journey of a thousand miles may begin with a single step, but nobody said it had to be done alone | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | Side Story - A day in the life of me, myself and I | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Binary Soul | 134 | Side Story - A day in the life of me, myself and I | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 122 | Chapter 122 - Conspiracy theorists seem to forget the simple fact that correlation does not imply causation | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 133 | Chapter 122 - Conspiracy theorists seem to forget the simple fact that correlation does not imply causation | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 121 | Chapter 121 - A lack of knowledge often leads to good people making bad decisions | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 132 | Chapter 121 - A lack of knowledge often leads to good people making bad decisions | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 120 | Chapter 120 - Anything can be called a ritual as long as there's enough hand waving involved | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 131 | Chapter 120 - Anything can be called a ritual as long as there's enough hand waving involved | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 130 | Chapter 119 - Having the high ground, moral or otherwise, is a definitive advantage | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 118 | Chapter 118 - There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 129 | Chapter 118 - There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 128 | Not a chapter - Side Story plot contest! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 127 | Chapter 117 - Going insane is not a solution to life's problems - it is an escape | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 126 | Chapter 116 - Violence is always an answer, but it's almost never the right one | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 116 | Chapter 116 - Violence is always an answer, but it's almost never the right one | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 115 | Chapter 115 - Take care of your pets and they'll take care of you | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 125 | Chapter 115 - Take care of your pets and they'll take care of you | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 119 | Chapter 119 - Having the high ground, moral or otherwise, is a definitive advantage | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | Not a chapter - Side Story plot contest! | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Binary Soul | 117 | Chapter 117 - Going insane is not a solution to life's problems - it is an escape | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 124 | Chapter 114 - There are some things you can say, and some you can't | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 123 | Chapter 113 - There's a paper-thin difference between a happy and unhappy accident | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 112 | Chapter 112 - Taking responsibility is never necessary. It's simply the right thing to do | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 122 | Chapter 112 - Taking responsibility is never necessary. It's simply the right thing to do | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 121 | Chapter 111 - Failure is but the first step on the road to success | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 120 | Chapter 110 - New Year's Resolutions are usually closer to New Year's Self-delusions | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 119 | Chapter 109 - Don't wait for a calendar to tell you when you should enjoy life | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 118 | Chapter 108 - It's all fun and games until someone loses it | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 117 | Chapter 107 - A midnight emergency doesn't always mean wetting the bed | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 116 | Chapter 106 - Kids think of pets as their friends. Adults think of pets as their kids | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 115 | Chapter 105 - Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 114 | Side Story - Actions speak louder than words | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 113 | Chapter 104 - Oddly enough some parents are prouder than their kids on graduation day | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 112 | Chapter 103 - Birds of a feather flock together | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 111 | Chapter 102 - Everybody gets at least a little nervous when applying for a new job | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 110 | Chapter 101 - Trust, but verify | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 109 | Chapter 100 - Every parent is different, but some are more different than others | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 108 | Chapter 99 - The apple doesn't fall far from the tree | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | Intermission - A copy of the Vestiges of the Empire Menu, Spoilers version | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Binary Soul | 107 | Intermission - A copy of the Vestiges of the Empire Menu, Spoilers version | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 106 | Chapter 98 - Be careful with your sugar intake - it's dangerous beyond mere calories | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 105 | Chapter 97 - No matter how rare something is, it's worthless unless it's put to use | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 104 | Chapter 96 - People who are full of themselves rarely realize that fact | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 103 | Chapter 95 - Always bounce your ideas off others, a second opinion can be invaluable | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | Side Story - And now for something completely different | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Binary Soul | 102 | Side Story - And now for something completely different | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 101 | Chapter 94 - Some people need a vacation to recover from their vacation | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 100 | Chapter 93 - Observe and respect foreign customs, but do not imitate them carelessly | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 99 | Chapter 92 - Every vacation gets way more fun when you bring friends and family | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 98 | Chapter 91 - Most festivals end with fireworks. You'll regret it if you miss them! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 97 | Chapter 90 - Be on the lookout for festivals when visiting abroad. They're great fun! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 96 | Chapter 89 - Seeing all the sights usually involves having a guide | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 95 | Chapter 88 - Make sure you bring your passport or you'll suffer at the border | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 94 | Chapter 87 - First-aid kits are also good to have on a trip. Accidents do happen! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 93 | Chapter 86 - Don't forget to bring some clean underwear, too! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 92 | Chapter 85 - When packing your bags, always remember to bring your toothbrush | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 91 | Chapter 84 - No bad deed should go unpunished either | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 90 | Chapter 83 - No good deed goes unpunished | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 89 | Chapter 82 - Most elderly people struggle to keep up with technology | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 88 | Chapter 81 - A secret's worth is measured by how many people it must be kept from | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 87 | Chapter 80 - Honest feedback is vital if you wish to improve a skill | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 86 | Chapter 79 - Most people have one 'public' face and one 'private' face | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 85 | Chapter 78 - Getting your hopes up only to have them dashed is a special sort of pain | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 84 | Chapter 77 - If we can experience the feeling of deja vu, then what about vuja de? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 83 | Chapter 76 - No matter how much you polish a rock, in the end it's still a rock | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 82 | Chapter 75 - Power-ups that spring out of nowhere always look like dumb luck | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 81 | Side Story - Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 80 | Chapter 74 - Collateral damage is a clean term used to talk about something horrible | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 79 | Chapter 73 - Making violence your first resort is a good way to cause problems | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 78 | Chapter 72 - A mother protecting her kids is an enemy that exceeds Rank A | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 77 | Chapter 71 - Even if it doesn't happen overnight, power still corrupts eventually | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 76 | Chapter 70 - Beware nostalgia, it is a dangerous thing that warps our memmories | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 75 | Chapter 69 - Good feedback is vital when running a large organization | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 74 | Chapter 68 - Most interviews can affect your future. Especially the small ones. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 73 | Intermission - Excerpts from the Runetap City Guard Operational Handbook, Vol. 2 | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 72 | Chapter 67 - There are questions that should never be asked. It's really for the best | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 71 | Chapter 66 - Fact checking is a skill that seems to be lost to the ages | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 70 | Chapter 65 - Making this title sound like a nugget of wisdom takes too much effort | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 69 | Chapter 64 - Jail time is not universally a bad thing. It does help sometimes. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 68 | Chapter 63 - Everyone around you can be a teacher in their own right | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 99 | Chapter 99 - The apple doesn't fall far from the tree | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 114 | Chapter 114 - There are some things you can say, and some you can't | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 89 | Chapter 89 - Seeing all the sights usually involves having a guide | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 111 | Chapter 111 - Failure is but the first step on the road to success | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 83 | Chapter 83 - No good deed goes unpunished | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 65 | Chapter 65 - Making this title sound like a nugget of wisdom takes too much effort | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 62 | Chapter 62 - Performing too well at your job is almost worse than performing poorly | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 67 | Chapter 62 - Performing too well at your job is almost worse than performing poorly | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 87 | Chapter 87 - First-aid kits are also good to have on a trip. Accidents do happen! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 107 | Chapter 107 - A midnight emergency doesn't always mean wetting the bed | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 85 | Chapter 85 - When packing your bags, always remember to bring your toothbrush | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 90 | Chapter 90 - Be on the lookout for festivals when visiting abroad. They're great fun! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 104 | Chapter 104 - Oddly enough some parents are prouder than their kids on graduation day | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 75 | Chapter 75 - Power-ups that spring out of nowhere always look like dumb luck | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 69 | Chapter 69 - Good feedback is vital when running a large organization | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 92 | Chapter 92 - Every vacation gets way more fun when you bring friends and family | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 105 | Chapter 105 - Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 98 | Chapter 98 - Be careful with your sugar intake - it's dangerous beyond mere calories | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 66 | Chapter 66 - Fact checking is a skill that seems to be lost to the ages | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 97 | Chapter 97 - No matter how rare something is, it's worthless unless it's put to use | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 108 | Chapter 108 - It's all fun and games until someone loses it | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 72 | Chapter 72 - A mother protecting her kids is an enemy that exceeds Rank A | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | Side Story - Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Binary Soul | 100 | Chapter 100 - Every parent is different, but some are more different than others | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 95 | Chapter 95 - Always bounce your ideas off others, a second opinion can be invaluable | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 82 | Chapter 82 - Most elderly people struggle to keep up with technology | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 79 | Chapter 79 - Most people have one 'public' face and one 'private' face | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 110 | Chapter 110 - New Year's Resolutions are usually closer to New Year's Self-delusions | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 91 | Chapter 91 - Most festivals end with fireworks. You'll regret it if you miss them! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 68 | Chapter 68 - Most interviews can affect your future. Especially the small ones. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 77 | Chapter 77 - If we can experience the feeling of deja vu, then what about vuja de? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 71 | Chapter 71 - Even if it doesn't happen overnight, power still corrupts eventually | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 93 | Chapter 93 - Observe and respect foreign customs, but do not imitate them carelessly | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 70 | Chapter 70 - Beware nostalgia, it is a dangerous thing that warps our memmories | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 64 | Chapter 64 - Jail time is not universally a bad thing. It does help sometimes. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 84 | Chapter 84 - No bad deed should go unpunished either | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 80 | Chapter 80 - Honest feedback is vital if you wish to improve a skill | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | Side Story - Actions speak louder than words | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Binary Soul | 88 | Chapter 88 - Make sure you bring your passport or you'll suffer at the border | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 113 | Chapter 113 - There's a paper-thin difference between a happy and unhappy accident | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 76 | Chapter 76 - No matter how much you polish a rock, in the end it's still a rock | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 86 | Chapter 86 - Don't forget to bring some clean underwear, too! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 103 | Chapter 103 - Birds of a feather flock together | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 106 | Chapter 106 - Kids think of pets as their friends. Adults think of pets as their kids | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 74 | Chapter 74 - Collateral damage is a clean term used to talk about something horrible | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 63 | Chapter 63 - Everyone around you can be a teacher in their own right | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 61 | Chapter 61 - No matter how happy it is, an adoption is always preceded by tragedy | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 66 | Chapter 61 - No matter how happy it is, an adoption is always preceded by tragedy | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 2 | Intermission - Excerpts from the Runetap City Guard Operational Handbook, Vol. 2 | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 101 | Chapter 101 - Trust, but verify | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 81 | Chapter 81 - A secret's worth is measured by how many people it must be kept from | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 73 | Chapter 73 - Making violence your first resort is a good way to cause problems | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 67 | Chapter 67 - There are questions that should never be asked. It's really for the best | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 94 | Chapter 94 - Some people need a vacation to recover from their vacation | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 109 | Chapter 109 - Don't wait for a calendar to tell you when you should enjoy life | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 96 | Chapter 96 - People who are full of themselves rarely realize that fact | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 102 | Chapter 102 - Everybody gets at least a little nervous when applying for a new job | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 78 | Chapter 78 - Getting your hopes up only to have them dashed is a special sort of pain | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 65 | Chapter 60 - Adults are afraid of the dark too, they just hide it better than kids do | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 59 | Chapter 59 - Be more understanding with student drivers - it's a terrifying position! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 64 | Chapter 59 - Be more understanding with student drivers - it's a terrifying position! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 63 | Side Story - Stalking does not count as a "long distance relationship" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 62 | Chapter 58 - Buying one's trust isn't the same as earning it | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 61 | Chapter 57 - It's a child's duty to be curious about things | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 60 | Chapter 56 - Not all sufferers of Tourette's syndrome curse insessantly | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 59 | Chapter 55 - An angered housewife is an enemy worthy of Rank A | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 58 | Chapter 54 - No battle plan survives contact with the enemy | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 57 | Chapter 53 - Please drink responsibly, for your own sake and that of others | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 56 | Chapter 52 - Some women call it "girls night out," others call it "therapy" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 55 | Chapter 51 - It's still magic even if you know how it's done | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 54 | Chapter 50 - You can't be robbed of something that doesn't belong to you | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 53 | Chapter 49 - People who make good first impressions rarely live up to them | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 52 | Chapter 48 - Titles that reuse the same lame joke are a sign the author is lazy | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 51 | Chapter 47 - Weapons exist for a singular purpose - to be used | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 50 | Chapter 46 - Curiosity did not, in fact, kill the cat. Carelessness did. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 49 | Chapter 45 - Be mindful of others when being affectionate in public | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 48 | Chapter 44 - People tend to put a lot more effort into their hobbies than their jobs | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 47 | Chapter 43 - A good toy will inspire wonder regardless of a person's age | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 42 | Chapter 42 - A serious housewife is an enemy worthy of Rank B | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 46 | Chapter 42 - A serious housewife is an enemy worthy of Rank B | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 45 | Chapter 41 - Always check the weather forecast when planning important events | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 44 | Side Story - Chemically speaking, alcohol IS a solution | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 43 | Chapter 40 - Surgeries are tough on everyone involved, especially the surgeon | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 42 | Chapter 39 - Courage is not the absence of fear, but the drive to push past it | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 41 | Chapter 38 - Holding it in too long can cause medical problems | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 37 | Chapter 37 - Good things come to those who wait, but they still need to reach out and grasp them | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 40 | Chapter 37 - Good things come to those who wait, but they still need to reach out and grasp them | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 39 | Chapter 36 - Itches are meant to be scratched. Ignore them at your own peril. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 38 | Chapter 35- Mad scientists are born when regular scientists break their moral compass | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 37 | Chapter 34 - Persistence is important when training a pet | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 36 | Chapter 33 - Always read the fine print, even if you can't understand it | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 35 | Chapter 32 - The difference between a genuine product and a knock-off | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 34 | Chapter 31 - There's a fine line between genius and insanity | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 33 | Chapter 30 - Any parent would be happy when their child is praised | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 32 | Chapter 29 - Chapters without a title are also signs that the author is lazy | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 31 | Chapter 28 - Standing meetings are way more efficient than sitting ones | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 30 | Chapter 27 - Teamwork is an essential part of life | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 29 | Chapter 26 - It's okay to enjoy your fetish, as long as nobody gets hurt | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 28 | Chapter 25 - They say power corrupts, but surely it doesn't happen overnight | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 27 | Chapter 24 - Nicknames from your childhood tend to stick with you forever | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 26 | Side Story - Imaginary friends exist because they are needed | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 23 | Chapter 23 - Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 25 | Chapter 23 - Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 24 | Chapter 22 - Remember to lock your doors and close your windows at night | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 23 | Chapter 21 - Most nightly activities are illegal once there is no consent | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 22 | Chapter 20 - Culture shock isn't a big deal now, but it used to be life threatening | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 19 | Chapter 19 - Parents need to realize that making their child visit them is selfish | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 21 | Chapter 19 - Parents need to realize that making their child visit them is selfish | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 18 | Chapter 18 - Being able to turn something off and back on again is a vital part of modern life | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 20 | Chapter 18 - Being able to turn something off and back on again is a vital part of modern life | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 19 | Chapter 17 - Treat clerks with patience and respect | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | Side Story - Codes are a useful tool for efficiently exchanging information | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Binary Soul | 18 | Side Story - Codes are a useful tool for efficiently exchanging information | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 17 | Chapter 16 - Anyone would be angry if you keep insulting their favorite thing | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 16 | Chapter 15 - Emergency units can always react fast because they do drills endlessly | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 14 | Chapter 14 - Breaking the ice is important in a new relationship, just make sure you do it carefully | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 15 | Chapter 14 - Breaking the ice is important in a new relationship, just make sure you do it carefully | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 13 | Chapter 13 - Sticks and stones | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 13 | Chapter 13 - A rock landing in a small pond is bound to make a lot of waves | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 13 | Chapter 13 - A rock landing in a small pond is bound to make a lot of waves | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 12 | Chapter 12 - The ordinary days that we live in may, in fact, be a series of miracles | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 13 | Chapter 12 - The ordinary days that we live in may, in fact, be a series of miracles | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 11 | Chapter 11 - Meeting colleagues outside of work is somehow more stressful than it needs to be | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 12 | Chapter 11 - Meeting colleagues outside of work is somehow more stressful than it needs to be | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 11 | Chapter 10 - The difference between work and play is all in the mind | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 9 | Chapter 9 - A change in someone's mood can almost always be associated with a change in their diet | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 10 | Chapter 9 - A change in someone's mood can almost always be associated with a change in their diet | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 8 | Chapter 8 - A bad craftsman blames his tools, which is troublesome for the good craftsman with legitimately bad tools | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 9 | Chapter 8 - A bad craftsman blames his tools, which is troublesome for the good craftsman with legitimately bad tools | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 8 | Chapter 7 - People who only focus on their livelihood are impossible to live with | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 7 | Chapter 6 - Imaginary friends are great, but introducing them to people is awkward | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 5 | Chapter 5 - They say you'll die if you meet your double, but that should only happen if you're a bad person to begin with | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 6 | Chapter 5 - They say you'll die if you meet your double, but that should only happen if you're a bad person to begin with | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 5 | Chapter 4 - Life is unpredictable, but that's what keeps it interesting | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 4 | Chapter 3 - Even adults throw tantrums when nobody's looking | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 2 | Chapter 2 - Calm down, don't panic | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 2 | Chapter 2 - It's strange that "Calm Down" and "Don't Panic" seem to have the opposite effect when said in times of emergency | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 2 | Chapter 2 - It's strange that "Calm Down" and "Don't Panic" seem to have the opposite effect when said in times of emergency | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 2 | Chapter 1 - The weather forecast often feels more like a wish than a prediction | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 1 | Chapter 0 - Prologues without titles are a sign the author is lazy | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 53 | Chapter 53 - Please drink responsibly, for your own sake and that of others | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 60 | Chapter 60 - Adults are afraid of the dark too, they just hide it better than kids do | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 49 | Chapter 49 - People who make good first impressions rarely live up to them | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 57 | Chapter 57 - It's a child's duty to be curious about things | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 41 | Chapter 41 - Always check the weather forecast when planning important events | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | Side Story - Chemically speaking, alcohol IS a solution | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Binary Soul | 40 | Chapter 40 - Surgeries are tough on everyone involved, especially the surgeon | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 44 | Chapter 44 - People tend to put a lot more effort into their hobbies than their jobs | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 52 | Chapter 52 - Some women call it "girls night out," others call it "therapy" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 39 | Chapter 39 - Courage is not the absence of fear, but the drive to push past it | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 43 | Chapter 43 - A good toy will inspire wonder regardless of a person's age | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 38 | Chapter 38 - Holding it in too long can cause medical problems | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 36 | Chapter 36 - Itches are meant to be scratched. Ignore them at your own peril. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 35 | Chapter 35- Mad scientists are born when regular scientists break their moral compass | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 46 | Chapter 46 - Curiosity did not, in fact, kill the cat. Carelessness did. | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 34 | Chapter 34 - Persistence is important when training a pet | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 55 | Chapter 55 - An angered housewife is an enemy worthy of Rank A | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 33 | Chapter 33 - Always read the fine print, even if you can't understand it | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 32 | Chapter 32 - The difference between a genuine product and a knock-off | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 31 | Chapter 31 - There's a fine line between genius and insanity | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 30 | Chapter 30 - Any parent would be happy when their child is praised | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 29 | Chapter 29 - Chapters without a title are also signs that the author is lazy | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 28 | Chapter 28 - Standing meetings are way more efficient than sitting ones | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 27 | Chapter 27 - Teamwork is an essential part of life | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 26 | Chapter 26 - It's okay to enjoy your fetish, as long as nobody gets hurt | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 25 | Chapter 25 - They say power corrupts, but surely it doesn't happen overnight | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 24 | Chapter 24 - Nicknames from your childhood tend to stick with you forever | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | Side Story - Imaginary friends exist because they are needed | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Binary Soul | 51 | Chapter 51 - It's still magic even if you know how it's done | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 22 | Chapter 22 - Remember to lock your doors and close your windows at night | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 21 | Chapter 21 - Most nightly activities are illegal once there is no consent | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 20 | Chapter 20 - Culture shock isn't a big deal now, but it used to be life threatening | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 56 | Chapter 56 - Not all sufferers of Tourette's syndrome curse insessantly | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 54 | Chapter 54 - No battle plan survives contact with the enemy | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 17 | Chapter 17 - Treat clerks with patience and respect | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 48 | Chapter 48 - Titles that reuse the same lame joke are a sign the author is lazy | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 16 | Chapter 16 - Anyone would be angry if you keep insulting their favorite thing | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 15 | Chapter 15 - Emergency units can always react fast because they do drills endlessly | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 47 | Chapter 47 - Weapons exist for a singular purpose - to be used | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 10 | Chapter 10 - The difference between work and play is all in the mind | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 7 | Chapter 7 - People who only focus on their livelihood are impossible to live with | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 6 | Chapter 6 - Imaginary friends are great, but introducing them to people is awkward | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 4 | Chapter 4 - Life is unpredictable, but that's what keeps it interesting | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 50 | Chapter 50 - You can't be robbed of something that doesn't belong to you | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 45 | Chapter 45 - Be mindful of others when being affectionate in public | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 3 | Chapter 3 - Even adults throw tantrums when nobody's looking | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | 1 | Chapter 1 - The weather forecast often feels more like a wish than a prediction | RoyalRoadL | |
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Binary Soul | Chapter 0 - Prologues without titles are a sign the author is lazy | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Binary Soul | Side Story - Stalking does not count as a "long distance relationship" | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Binary Soul | 58 | Chapter 58 - Buying one's trust isn't the same as earning it | RoyalRoadL |