Update: I appear to have once again gotten caught up in an editing spiral and lost the fun of the story. I intend to come back here later, but I need a break from this one.
Disclaimer: I will not be editing this much and this story will have some errors regarding grammar, ad hominum use, and run on sentances. If this is going to bug you, I would not suggest reading the story here on RRL.
Book 1: Chapter's 1-13
An introduction into the dystopia of Earth, circa 2251. Herein we meet Magpie, our heroine, and are introduced with her into the new world that is Dragon's Dagger Online.
Book 2: Chapters 14-26
Herein we are given a glimpse of the world's darker truths, even as we are thrust into DDO's mounting, racial conflicts as a rising player in the political game.
Book 3: In Progress
In which we detail the fortification of the Living City and the legendary quests of an Arch-Druid.
Forward:
by Magpie Frost:
"Coming of age stories are so passe, aren't they? Your average 'every man' is thrust into the world of adults, sometimes even the world of heroes, bringing the reader along for the ride. I always found the idea somewhat wistful, myself. Not the idea of a blossoming youth awaking to the promise of adulthood, but rather the idea that these trite 'every-men' with whom we are assumed to identify are representative of what the average reader will be.
"No, I am not your 'every man'. I am not the farm-boy with the poor family and the wizened old man to guide me.
"I am not, even, your average princess, pure and innocent and lovable. With big blue eyes and strawberry hair.
"No, dear reader. You will not relate to me. You will not love me. Hell, when you find out who I am and what I have done, you probably won't even like me. For I cannot promise you warm feelings or happy memories should you choose to read my tale.
"So I will promise you only this. I will promise you blood. I promise you horror. And I promise you that, should you stay with me through the end of my tale, you will never be able to see this world the same way again.
"Until next time. Adieu."
#BlinkTwiceIfYouNeedAnAdult; #DaddyIssues; #LitRPG; #WomanMC; #KindofaHealerSortOfNotReally; #BeAnythingYouWantToBe-WaitStopNotThat; #LiberalConspiracyToStealYourUnderpants
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 27 | Chapter 27: Blood Upon the Water | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 26 | Chapter 26: Lateral Upgrades | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 25 | Chapter 25: Rest for the Wicked | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 24 | Chapter 24: Trigger Warning | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 23 | Chapter 23: Po, Splitting Apart | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 22 | Chapter 22: Unceremonious Acquisitions and Sidetracked Strategies | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 21 | Chapter 21: Eight Arms to Stab You | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 20 | Chapter 20: Rage, Rage Against the Dying of the Night | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 19 | Chapter 19: Logs of the Wickerwoman | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 18 | Chapter 18: Sim-Shitty | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 17 | Chapter 17: Hold the Mushrooms | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 16 | Cahtepr 16: Trtuh | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 15 | Chapter 15: Down the Rabbit Hole | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 14 | Chapter 14: Flashing Forward, Falling Back | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 13 | Chapter 13: Unknown Error | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 12 | Chapter 12: Psyche | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 11 | Chapter 11: Boardroom Blunders | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 10 | Chapter 10: Prey and Blood | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 9 | Chapter 9: The Serpent's Apple | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 8 | Chapter 8: Mice and Men, An Interlude in the Ruins of Lost Civilization | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 7 | Chapter 7: One-Hundred Boring Deaths in a Boring Forest with Boring Trees | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 6 | Chapter 6: On Sandwiches and Other Culinary Delights | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 5 | Chapter 5: Assignment from the Boss | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 5 | Assignment from the Boss | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 4 | Chapter 4: Clapping Won't Fix The Sound of You Snapping | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 3 | Chapter 3: Quoth the Raven, FML | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 2 | Chapter 2: Dragon's Dagger Online | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | 1 | Chapter 1: Birthdays Are a Dish Best Served Cold | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | Dragon's Dagger Online | RoyalRoadL | ||
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | Birthdays Are a Dish Best Served Cold | RoyalRoadL | ||
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | Clapping Won't Fix The Sound of You Snapping | RoyalRoadL | ||
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The Lies of an Elfin Queen | Quoth the Raven, FML | RoyalRoadL |