To a world, filled with stagnated technology due to the efficiency of e-particles, which peasants refer to as 'magic', a saviour has come. Determined to drive out all mouth-breathers and useless windowlickers, this magnificent specimen will bring forth a new age of enlightenment.

Well, first he has to build up his city. And become able to talk. Or move. Or do anything other than be a rock.

Details.

I shamelessly stole this concept from Iranueel. Even with permission, I still feel shame.

Might be unrelated. Check his story out!