Somewhere, everywhere, nowhere, and over there was God, bored, mainly because they were God. Hard to find anything new when you're omniscient, omnipotent, and have been around since everything AND nothing. So to create something interesting, they decided to do a bunch of wacky shit in the universe at a specific point in time, and then never look or be in the future after that point in time. It's impossible since God is at every point in time and time is just a single infinitely small point, but, ya know. It's God. And so a child with a destiny to overthrow the divine is born with no emotion.