At the end of everything, Taylor Hebert realized something. She didn't want to be a superhero. No, she wanted to be a badass.

And then her prayers were answered. Imbued with the power of mimetic badassery and the ability to channel a different real-life badass every week, she set out in search for all the best things in life - well, according to Conan, at least.

Modeling herself after Conan have been a mistake.

Join her on her high-octane, pulp-fiction journey for vengeance, adventure, victory and mayhem.

This isn't just uncensored. It's anti-censored!

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(Worm/Fate/Badass of the Week)

Warning: crack-taken-seriously, over-the-top pulp-fiction style violence, overpowered protagonist, banned on two other sites. Hell, even the light-hearted omake jokes in this were considered too subversive to persist.

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AN: There's this really, really excellent website called Badass of the Week. I've wasted many an hour browsing through, marveling at all the crazy shit some humans are capable of. Check it out, then come back and read this in a few days when the awesome starts to wear off. It's worth it (all 576 entries).

Back? Good!

Anyways, I was looking through it recently while thinking about who I wanted to make expy's of for my The Flying Dutchman quest ship captains (which now languishes in indefinite hiatus), and I had this idea. What if Taylor, wanting to be a badass, triggered with the power to be a different Badass every week? With a bit of Fate-style ability to draw on the tools associated with the legend (but to a just marginally less ridiculous degree), and a drive and aura to be and do badass?

And thus, Badass was born in it's somewhat cracky glory.

Enjoy.