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<p>*loud, cheesy, announcer voice*</p> <p>"Come some, come more, to the story of a fantastical Paladin of Jeph, the god of Baking. Follow the dwarven paladin, Nixen, as their experience is lent to the junior adventurers just trying to get rid of some damn varmints. Will the muffins burn!? Who knows!?"</p> <p>"Wonder! In confusion and awe as the story begins from the POV of the damned varmints! Those little white-furred bastards! Why are you eating my valuables!? That was my grandmother's!"</p> <p>"Enjoy! As the farmer who spotted the problem gets drawn into a much larger conflict when he just wanted to be left alone!"</p> <p>"Why!? Is the author shouting so much!? Does all this sound better if you use the illustrious Morgan Freeman's voice while you read it!? Come find out in the next exciting episode of Dragonb- Alchemical Dreams."</p> <p>Disclaimer:</p> <p>Mild profanity, mild gore, not Lit-rpg.</p> <p>Current word count, expanding weekly.</p> <p>Release every Monday at 0800.</p> <p>Shame at begging for attention, views, ratings and reviews on Royal Road...none!</p> <p>Cover Design - Miriam S. Benson</p> <p>Original photo-Roberto Latxaga</p> <p>My eventual goal is to push this work to Kindle, when it is completed. I will always try to leave the work on Royal Road.</p>
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