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<p>A warlock once made a pact with the Powers Above. He snuck in a clause that made him reincarnate upon death, with all his memories intact. He lived for thousands of years in a hundred different bodies, changing the world into a dystopian regime where he could freely pursue his passions: alcohol, television and ducks.</p> <p>This made the Powers Above very angry. They cut off the world's mana regeneration, hoping society would collapse. It didn't, and his other pact with the Powers Below ensures he'll never run out of mana. So they erased his memories and made him a simple barmatron in a sleepy village, before they abandoned the world completely.</p> <p>I don't know any of this, of course. I just find it very annoying that she's chosen me to tag along with.</p>
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