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<p>Kill-crazy mercenaries, gargantuan monstrosities, and a "sixth sense" that may be a death wish in disguise. Augie Brunthouse's first day of work is not going well.</p> <p>It all started with Chuck Vestiglio's exile and subsequent suicide on his private island, derisively dubbed "Supersize Island" by the press. Now the disgraced hamburger baron's unhinged son has vowed to silence the family's critics with a psychotic plot to grow beef better. Alas, his wildly illegal biotech experiments have gone wrong in a very BIG way. Somebody needs to look into it.</p> <p>Enter Augie. He hasn't cared about anything since his erratic precognition failed to warn him about the cancer that killed his mother. So it's time for a fresh start—at Spiel Timmitel Corp. Augie doesn't know what STC does, or why they've sent him a gazillion recruitment flyers. But they're offering a huge salary and training in the Caribbean. Unfortunately, that training will turn out to be a shipwreck on Supersize Island. Cue the giant squirrel, parrot, and possum.</p> <p>----</p> <p>Thanks SO much for the comments and ratings. If you enjoyed the book, please do buy it on Amazon, as it is now available in digital, print, and audio! I'm also doing a promo right now—buy the digital and get the audio (read by Luke Daniels) free. (Just DM a screenshot of the purchase confirmation to @jjwalshbooks on IG or Twitter and I'll send you a custom Dropbox link.)</p> <p>Also, if you like my stuff, please check out The Chowderhead Crusades (audiobook read by Patton Oswalt), published in 2020. And if you'd like to stay in touch, visit me at jjwalsh.com for news and updates. Once again, your support is deeply, deeply appreciated—thanks so much!</p>
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