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<p>Elden Ring meets Rick and Morty in this grimdark LitRPG comedy!</p> <p>Bored senseless while heading to yet another family wedding, wisecracking spacefarer (and grumpy old man) Bodhi Drezek decides to grab one quiet, low-key beer with his sentient rabbit pal. What could possibly go wrong?</p> <p>Just about everything, as it turns out—including waking up with a nasty hangover inside a fantasy-themed pocket universe engineered by war criminals. A pocket universe designed as a cruel "game," no less, in which the wealthy and powerful prey upon innocent natives to sate their appetites for lust and bloodshed. That's bad enough, but even worse is Bodhi's realization that the game stopped running a long, long time ago, destroyed in a mysterious apocalypse so horrific it continues to twist the minds of survivors...</p> <p>Enter, ye who dare, the realm of MindQuest—a broken land of tormented gods, fungal goddesses, sociopathic shapeshifters who are strangely attractive, and lots of DLC nobody is rich enough to afford. To have any hope of surviving this defunct nightmare and finding the Exit Portal, Bodhi and his unlikely party will need to bleed every last drop of EXP out of the deformed beasts and madness-stricken "Players" fighting to maintain dominance over all-too-real "NPCs." To make it brief?</p> <p>Players... must... die.</p> <p>(Hopefully) Perfect for you if you like:Grimdark aesthetics paired with humorHeroes who are NOT overpoweredGradual plot unfoldingPlausible explanations for System mechanicsFirst-person POVRuined/apocalyptic fantasy settingsParodies of LitRPG/fantasy tropesOccasional punsItem-based magic systems</p> <p>(May be) Annoying for you if you hate:Characters that sometimes do stupid thingsStories that take their time between action sequencesParodies of LitRPG/fantasy tropesParty banter Rabbits The first book of this series is DONE, and will be uploaded on a roughly daily basis. Starting in early September, updates will become slightly less frequent, but still more than one per week.</p> <p>I promise... you won't be left hanging! Please note that although there are some "soft" sci-fi elements in the very first chapter, Players Must Die is a fantasy comedy with some truly brutal action... (and, yes, sentient rabbits).</p>
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