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<p>Here it is, my story. Everything from waking up in a volcanic lair to nearly ending reality.</p> <p>I guess I should explain at least a little. First, let me ask; have you ever wanted superpowers? I did. I used to dream of having all different kinds. The world is full of extraordinary people doing their thing. Don't get me wrong. It wasn't about excitement or drama. I didn't want to fight super villains or hold up a bank.</p> <p>I figured maybe the job market would be easier to break into if I could, I don't know… use super strength to lift a car and haul to impound. Or be athletic enough to deliver pizza super fast (30 minutes? How about 30 seconds or less?). Or shapeshift into a girl for a wildly awkward lesbian encounter. Even shapeshifting into a sponge would have been better than what I ended up with.</p> <p>My wonderfully delightful ability means powered problems follow me around. There's no hiding from it, mitigating the damage, or even saving those who get dragged in.</p> <p>Stay tuned as I tell you how things went from normal to bad, then marched farther down the rabbit hole. If that means I have to explain everything; from running a news video feed, dating an unstable woman, teaching at the world's best superhero college, or how I ended up fighting horrors from beyond, then so be it. Maybe by the end, you'll understand why I decided to hold reality hostage.</p> <p>I'm The Fiasco, and I'll start at the beginning…</p> <p>(Three book series being written - Placeholder cover, because heh)</p> <p>Book 1 – The Fiasco in News Book 2 – The Fiasco in School Book 3 – The Fiasco in an Apocalypse</p>
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