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<p>Bard's First Rule: Sing of Heroes. Do not become one.</p> <p>Eleutherius "Les" Crestwell is in no danger of breaking that rule. After escaping the Bardic Academy in the wake of a cheating scandal (not his fault) Les and his prankser lute "Mischief" cheerfully take to the road for a life of wine, wooing and song. And all is going well. Until scaling a tower to cash in on a lucrative wig-making opportunity lands Les pants-less in a goblin dungeon.</p> <p>At least he's making friends. More or less. An ice-wielding dwarven sorceress. A half-elf who controls shadows. A nine-foot scalemaw healer (which is about as weird as it sounds). Worse, they're all awfully heroic. Especially the paladin in his ever-shiny armor.</p> <p>But to get out of this alive, Les will have to work with them. Even if that means tromping around the dungeon to rescue a village of missing children from an evil warlock. The same jealous warlock who just sent Les straight to the stewpot in the first place.</p> <p>That sort of sounds like heroes' work.</p> <p>Uh-oh.</p> <p>Enjoy a fun-filled romp through a D&D inspired setting full of unexpected twists through a dungeon with goblins galore, action, comedy, and a cast of misfit heroes (plus one reluctant bard) who get the job done. Come for the jokes. Stay for the insanity!</p>
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