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<p>A Slice-of-Life LitRPG that will make you laugh and, hopefully, warm your heart.</p> <p>"I have never read anything like this so far, and it's damn fu***** interesting" - Beta reader 1 (the excited one)</p> <p>"It is very funny and it will climb the ranking fast" - Beta reader 2 (the one with few words)</p> <p>"A good balance between satire and drama with a touch of action to keep the plot moving" - Beta reader 3 (the fair one)</p> <p>Synopsis:</p> <p>Why does everyone think that if you get a supreme relic you have to become a hero? TO HELL WITH THAT. I'm getting none of that adventuring bull. What do you say? Ranks? Tiers? Bronze, Silver and Gold adventuring teams? Sure, keep it, it's all yours.</p> <p>I'll be opening a nice pastry shop and using Fireballs to cook creme brulée, for your information. And, oh, that's so interesting, teleporting, you say? Yeah sure, I'll teleport a cup of coffee on my nightstand in the morning, thank-you-very-much!</p> <p>Stop bothering me with all your quests, your legendary adventures and all that nonsense! You either buy some pastry or I'm going to report you to the watch for loitering!</p>
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