'When you are the only one in the world, what would you do?'

Brendt is a man with many problems. He doesn't know how to cook, do laundry, or anything remotely called taking care of himself.

However, what does it matter when he can down formalin like milk, strut around naked, and have the world for the taking!?

Really, no one will complain. No one can complain. After all, he is the only one alive

***Will see how this goes, just a one-shot thing for now