Allegedly, compared to straight dating, queer dating apps are far more wholesome and conversations are far more likely to lead to dates. But this couldn't be true, right? Alistair isn't even slightly convinced and presented with a doubtful conjecture he's going to do what any scientist would, acquire enough data to prove it. He'll just have to spend a week pretending to be a girl online to do it.

This story is silly, fluffy, trans, queer rom-com. If that appeals then please enjoy, but if you're a transphobe you will hate this, so shoo!