It's the year 3194, and Earth is awaiting a new savior.

Televangelist Jeremiah Lovett is the spiritual leader of Astley Ministries, a religious institution that wants to spread its message across the world: the "second coming" of 20th-century pop star Rick Astley has been prophesized.

But Jeremiah's secret, sick obsession that Astley Ministries' Board of Directors helps keep hidden is about to be unveiled by a troubled janitor and a statue of St. Rick Astley.