A man wakes up in an unknown, fantastical world with blue screens, levels, classes, and absolutely no idea of who he is. Did I mention giant crabs? Worst of all, a series of unfortunate circumstances lead to him adopting an... uncomfortable... name. Will he live and thrive, enjoying an epic lifetime of razor-sharp adventure and manly brotherhood? Will he be dragged into crazy situations that he will only make even crazier? Or will he be turned into crab food on the very first day of his existence? And what's a modern-day sailor doing there?! Join our unfortunately named friend and find out... Adventure's waiting! ~Reject humanity, return to crab~ 🦀🦀🦀 A high-fantasy LitRPG adventure, focusing a bit more on the 'Lit' and less on the 'RPG' for later chapters. We mainly follow the MC's adventures, but significant emphasis is also given to a cast of other characters. While the story's main genre is definitely an adventure, it is also kind of an emotional rollercoaster, with different chapters ranging from epic, to wholesome, to hilarious, to dark and action-packed. What they all have in common, however, is that they're pretty fun to read! As of 31/1/2021, this story has also experienced a major rewrite in some parts, specifically the 'extra genre' mentioned in the reviews. It was indeed a misrepresentation of my world, but now it should be great. Updates are weekly, 06:00 GMT every Sunday.

Please give me feedback, friends, and enjoy! Or, you know... don't. Your call.