What do you get when you mix a chinese protagonist with Xianxia? A story of cliches, cultivation, and face slapping! What do you get when you remove the cliches, and make the characters logical? A good story. What do you get when you mix those things? The Reality of my Surroundings!

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Zhongji Huanxiang is a normal guy. He gets transmigrated. That's a cliche, no!? And yet, he get's a system. Another cliche! I thought this story didn't have any? Well, you're wrong. Some cliches are needed, and this one... is special! It's not godlike system that gives you stat points and levels to replace cultivation, it just gives him weapons every now and then! Maybe some techniques, while he's at it too...

And of course, of course, he just had to find an egg that sapped his Qi. This was just a story shaping up to be full of cliches! But, worry not, reader, for I will make sure those do not appear... hopefully!

Ah, but why is the profile picture an anime girl? Well, dear readers, to lure horny, angsty teens in! Yes, I know RR's audience well...