They Called Me MAD

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I was in my garage when the space elves addressed the whole world. They didn't call themselves space elves, of course. Most humans struggled to pronounce Khjurhnalva, so we opted for the easier version. They had a message for us: forces that had eradicated their species' males were now en route to Earth. Hungry for our resources, the alien hordes would annihilate everyone that stood in their way. The space elves offered us access to the System and asked for very little in return. After all, cooperation was vital to the survival of both our species.

I, Mathew Alexander Dunphy, know all of the above is bullshit. I saw the truth with my own eyes and heard it from their beautiful, delicate mouths. No one believes me, though. They call me mad.

What reason could the space elves have to lie?

Planet-wide survival reality show?

Ridiculous.

Book 1 has been removed from all platforms to conform to Amazon's KU requirements.It's available for purchase (or free to KU subscribers) here: https://www.royalroad.com/amazon/B08XP2FS67(Chapters 3-38)

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They Called Me MAD

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Series	Vol	Chap	Extra	Group/Host
They Called Me MAD	2	Title for book 2		RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	109		Chapter 109	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	108		Chapter 108	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	107		Chapter 107	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	106		Chapter 106	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	105		Chapter 105	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	104		Chapter 104	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	103		Chapter 103	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	102		Chapter 102	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	101		Chapter 101	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	100		Chapter 100: Sector Showdown!	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	100			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	99		Chapter 99	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	99			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	98		Chapter 98	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	97		Chapter 97	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	96		CHapter 96	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	95		Chapter 95	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	94			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	94		Chapter 94	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	93		Chapter 93	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	92		Chapter 92	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	91		Chapter 91	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	91			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	90		Chapter 90	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	90			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	89		Chapter 89	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	89			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	88		88. Preparing For War	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	88			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	87		Chapter 87	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	87			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	86		Chapter 86	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	85		Chapter 85	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	84		84. Hard Decisions	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	84			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	83		83. Collecting The Spoils	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	83			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	82		Chapter 82	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	82			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	81		Chapter 81	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	81			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	80			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	80		80. Brought To You By The Nomicronian Empire	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	79		79. Prisoners, Current Affairs and Dredging Up The Past	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	78			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	78		78. Prisoners Of War	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	77		77. Refuge For Raiders	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	77			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	76		76. More Foe Than Friend	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	75		75. Covert Conversations	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	75			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	74		74. Cosmic Intervention	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	74			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	73		73. Home Is Where the Kapow Is.	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	73			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	72		72. Gotta Love New Toy Day.	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	72			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	71		71. Recoil Is A Bitch	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	71			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	70		70. Coil Gun	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	69		69. Nice	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	68			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	68		68. Big Brother Is Watching	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	67		67. We Are Not Alone!	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	66		66. Home. Green Home!	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	66			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	65		65. Right To Mecha Arms	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	65			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	64		64. Surviving In A Land Of Apex Predators	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	64			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	63		63. Fullmetal	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	63			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	62		62. Big Adjustments	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	61		61. The Tour	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	61		59. Dismembered	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	61			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	60		58. The Queen's Final Revenge	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	60		60. New Friends And Old	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	59		56. Where The Beaked Things Are	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	59		57. Three-Winged Dance Party	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	59			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	58		[Poll] Help me pick my NaNo story.	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	58			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	57		55. Armed And Ready	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	57			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	56		54. Target Acquired	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	56			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	55		53. Kitty Got Scratched	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	54		52. Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty...	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	54			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	53		51. Risky Shopping	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	53			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	53		53. Kitty Got Scratched	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	52		50. Real Estate Is A Risky Business	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	52			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	51		49. Where's My New Toy?	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	50			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	50		48. New Toys For Everyone!	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	49			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	49		47. Sky-dawg Fighting	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	48			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	48		46. Where Is She?	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	47			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	46			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	45		45. Home Sweet Home	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	45			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	44			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	44		44. House Warming Party	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	43			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	43		43. Getting On The Property Ladder	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	42		42. Evicting The Old Tenants	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	42			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	41		41. Prospective Home	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	41			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	40		40. Ratings Fever	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	40			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	39		39. Run From The Crushers	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	39			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	39		39. Run From The Crushers	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	38		38. Seperation Hurts	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	38			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	37		37. Risky Funerals	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	37			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	36		36. Overconfidence Is A Slow And Insidious Killer	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	36			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	36		36. Overconfidence Is A Slow And Insidious Killer	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	35			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	35		35. A Walk In The Park	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	34			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	34		34. Hunting The Hunters	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	33			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	33		33. Unrest	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	32			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	32		32. Slice And Dice	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	31		31. Popping A Heelie!	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	31			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	30			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	30		30. Powerboard 2015	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	30		Announcement 30/11	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	29			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	29		29. Need More Powah!	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	28			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	28		28. Bruised But Victorious	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	27			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	27		27. They See Me Rollin'	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	26			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	26		26. Spiky Throne Room	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	25		25. Shuffling The Team Comp	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	25			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	24		24. Quill Dodging (It ain't easy, is it?)	Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	24		24. Quill Dodging (It ain't easy, is it?)	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	23		23. Prime Time Programming	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	23			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	22		22. Team Bonding	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	22			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	21		21. Corruption	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	21		21. Corruption	Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	20		20. New Digs. New Threats.	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	20			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	19		19. Moving House	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	19			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	18		18. Drone Construction	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	18			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	17		17. A New Threat Emerges!	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	17			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	16		16. Rolling Solo	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	16			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	15		15. Upgrades! For you and you and you!	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	15			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	14		14. Stranger Danger	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	14			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	13		13. Pinky And The Brain	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	13			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	12		12. McGuffins Make The Plot Move Forward	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	12		12. McGuffins Make The Plot Move Forward	Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	11		11. Rodent Regicide	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	11			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	10		10. All Hail The Rat Queen	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	10			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	9		9. Into The Rat's Den	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	9		9. Into The Rat's Den	Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	8			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	8		8. Exterminators In Training	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	7			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	7		7. System Staff	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	6		6. Neighbourhood Rescue	Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	6		6. Neighbourhood Rescue	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	5			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	5		5. What The Hell Is A McGuffin?	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	4			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	4		4. Big Brained Or Big Headed?	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	3		3. By The Power Of Greyskull	Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	3		3. By The Power of Greyskull!	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	2			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	2		2. Setting The Board	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	1			Scribble Hub
They Called Me MAD	1		1. Too Good To Be True	RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	Announcement: Reader Interaction Prizes			RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	Announcements, updates and lots of love.			RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	Good news everyone!			RoyalRoadL
They Called Me MAD	Quill is on sick leave.			RoyalRoadL

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