Carl Bixby isn't trying to become a target. He isn't going for notoriety. He's definitely been avoiding attention, especially in the public. He certainly wasn't planning on getting hired by Asp, the cat who owns Aspire Shipping and Online Shipping, he didn't think his life would be at risk so often, and he didn't think gangsters would be gunning for him less than a month after he got hired.

Sure, he's been turned away from jobs a few dozen times. His neighbor is a nine-foot python, and his landlord is the meanest poodle you've ever seen. But life-threatening situations? No thank you, sir.

But hey, things don't always go as planned.