My name is Kale Caldwell. Most of you probably know me by my alias, Midair. If you've come this far, you probably already know all this. You're not really interested in my background story are you? No. You're interested in what I know, aren't you? The Lock of Orion, the Hammer of Gaia. Perhaps you've done your research and found the map to Leh?

Or, you're looking for the throne.

You may be wondering where I hid. Where, in all my adventures, did I find a place safe enough to contain that atrocious beast. This video is left for those who seek that very object. That repungant thorn that caused the greatest war in history to grace the land of Gaia. It will show my rise, my fall, the valor and cowardice. It will show the happiest moments of my life, and ones I so vehemently wish would be scrubbed from the annals of history.

My name is Kale Caldwell. This is my story.