Now Available in Ebook and audiobook - books 1-4
Currently serialising book 5.
The undead adventures of a Maud Greenleaf, Lich Hermit Queen and her equally dead cat Jenkins.
TLDR: Got lich powers. Stabbed human. Stabbed more humans. Destroyed kingdom. Did more stuff. Got some useful subordinates. Ate more human souls. Some knitting and cat patting side quests. Killed other lich, now will kill god. ez.
Readers beware: this is a very gory story, and a slice-of-?life adventure.
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Liches Get Stitches | 5 | 134 | (Book 5 Starts here) Chapter 134: The Ennui Jamboree | RoyalRoadL |
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Liches Get Stitches | 161 | Chapter 161: Pickled Mermaids | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 160 | Chapter 160: Coup d'etat | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 159 | Chapter 159: Ineffable Gods. With Trumpets | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 158 | Chapter 158: Shining Fingers | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 157 | Chapter 157: Organic Free Range Paladins! | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 156 | Chapter 156: Marry the Night | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 155 | Chapter 155: Manic Pixie Seam Girl | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 154 | Chapter 154: Purls of Wisdom | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 153 | Chapter 153: The Armada and the Emerald Seas | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 152 | Chapter 152: Mermaid Kingdom | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 151 | Chapter 151: Baby Got Backstitch | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 150 | Chapter 150: Once By Men And Angels | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 149 | Chapter 149: A Bigger Fish | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 148 | Chapter 148: Crimson Tide | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 147 | Chapter 147: Seas the Day | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 146 | Chapter 146: Rolling In the Deep | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 145 | Chapter 145: Two Birds, One Bone | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 144 | Chapter 144: Writ In Water | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 143 | Chapter 143: Shoes and Ships and Sealing Wax | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 142 | Chapter 142: Witch Knot | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 141 | Chapter 141: Our Lady Of Perpetual Knitting | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 140 | Chapter 140: Revelations | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 139 | Chapter 139: Clerical Error | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 138 | Chapter 138: Lovely Day For A Smiting | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 137 | Chapter 137: A Labyrinth of Lies | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 136 | Chapter 136: Seraphim | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 135 | Chapter 135: The Quellac Island Players | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 133 | Chapter 133: Epilogue: Zephyr, the Quellac Isles | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 132 | Chapter 132: Ripples Crossing and Fusing | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 131 | Chapter 131: Dancing Through Each Other | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 130 | Chapter 130: Caelestis | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 129 | Chapter 129: Hare Moon | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 128 | Chapter 128: A Dark Place | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 127 | Chapter 127: Lacy, Fluttering Lich Bloomers | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 126 | Chapter 126: A Lich In Shining Armour | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 125 | Chapter 125: Troll For Initiative | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 124 | Chapter 124: Lime, Custard, Bones | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 123 | Chapter 123: Silver Linings II | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 122 | Chapter 122: A Picture is Worth a Thousand Liches | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 121 | Chapter 121: Knit One, Gurl Two | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 120 | Chapter 120: Ships and Shoes and Jellyfish and Cabbages and Queens | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 119 | Chapter 119: Musings on the Nature of Life and Death by a Friendly Oak Tree | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 118 | Chapter 118: Liches Get Scritches | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 117 | Chapter 117: The Liching of Jenkins Greenleaf | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 116 | Chapter 116: An Old Battleaxe | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 115 | Chapter 115: Forest of Whispers | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 114 | Chapter 114: Queen of Thorns | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 113 | Chap 113: Ten Handsome Men, Five Blood Crazed Mimics, Two Cursed Frogs and a Beehive in an Oak Tree | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 112 | Chapter 112: The Perfect Dress For Murder | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 111 | Chapter 111: Revels | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 110 | Chapter 110: The Consequences of Falsehood | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 109 | Chapter 109: Goblin Market | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 108 | Chapter 108: A Material Ghoul | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 107 | Chapter 107: Beware of Doors II | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 106 | Chapter 106: A Bargain | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 105 | Chapter 105: Ezekiel Cried Dem Dry Bones | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 104 | Chapter 104: You Spin Me Right 'Round | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 104 | Lich Hunt 104: You Spin Me Right 'Round | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 103 | Chapter 103: Home Is Where the Heart Is (Buried) | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 102 | Chapter 102: An Eye For An Eye | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 101 | Chapter 101: Silver Linings | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 100 | Chapter 100: A Court of Seagulls and Steeking | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 99 | Chapter 99: An Introvert's Guide To Being An Undead Queen | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 98 | Chapter 98: A Surprise Visit | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 97 | Chapter 97: At The Temple Pass | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 97 | Chapter 97: Post Mortem | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 96 | Chapter 96: Post Mortem | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 96 | Chapter 96: Temple Pass | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 95 | Chapter 95: Janvier | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 94 | Chapter 94: Fire In the Soul | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 93 | Chapter 93: A Lich In Time | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 92 | Chapter 92: Rags to Liches | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 91 | Chapter 91: Ninety-Nine Problems | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 90 | Chapter 90: The Audacity Of This Lich | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 89 | Chapter 89: The Board Is Set | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 88 | Chapter 88: Monstrous Regiment | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 87 | Chapter 87: Soul Melange | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 86 | Chapter 86: Ghouls Just Want To Have Fun | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 85 | Chapter 85: Mistletoe | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 84 | Chapter 84: The Pupil Becomes the Master | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 83 | Chapter 83: The Friar Dances | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 82 | Chapter 82: Silver Bells and Cockle Shells | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 81 | Chapter 81: Slow Tides | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 80 | Chapter 80: All That Glitters | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 79 | Chapter 79: Crawl | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 78 | Chapter 78: Skeletons in the Closet | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 77 | Chapter 77: All's Fair | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 76 | Chapter 76: Terrible Lizard | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 75 | Chapter 75: Night Flowering Jasmine | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 74 | Chapter 74: The Lich's Guide to Defensive Gardening | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 73 | Chapter 73: Liching and Witching | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 72 | Chapter 72: Nun of That | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 71 | Chapter 71: Bottles of Sunshine | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 70 | Chapter 70: The Cathedral City | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 69 | Chapter 69: The Rivers of Life | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 68 | Chapter 68: The Grimoire | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 67 | Chapter 67: Maud vs Undead Plague | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 66 | Chapter 66: The Lich in the Broom Cupboard | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 65 | Chapter 65: A Torch in the Darkness | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 65 | Lich, Please: Chapter 65: A Torch in the Darkness | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 64 | Chapter 64: The Green Lady | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 63 | Chapter 63: The Hide Lich Manoeuvre | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 62 | Chapter 62: The Final Girl | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 61 | Chapter 61: Lich City | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 60 | Chapter 60: The King in his Castle | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 59 | Chapter 59: The Laughing Paladin | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 58 | Chapter 58: A Rib Cage Full of Ice | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 57 | Chapter 57: Lyke-Wake | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 56 | Chapter 56 : Beware of Doors | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 55 | Chapter 55: The Threshold | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 54 | Chapter 54: The Lich Do Not Get Licher | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 53 | Chapter 53: Obfuscation | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 52 | Chapter 52: Lich and Learn | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 51 | Chapter 51: Necromancy Lesson | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 50 | Chapter 50: The Bone Cathedral | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 49 | Chapter 49: Lodgings for Self-Supporting Moral Maidens of Good Social Standing | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 48 | Chapter 48: The Crypt and the Corpse | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 47 | Chapter 47: The Guild | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 46 | Chapter 46: Fairhaven | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 45 | Chapter 45: Adventures of a Country Lich | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 44 | Chapter 44: Throwing Bones | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 43 | Chapter 43: Evil Chicken | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 42 | Chapter 42: The Wave | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 41 | Chapter 41: Bones of the Sea | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 40 | Chapter 40: Aerial Support | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 39 | Chapter 39: Meat Cute | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 38 | Chapter 38: Birds and Bees | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 37 | Chapter 37: Siege | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 36 | Chapter 36: Noiseless and Patient | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 35 | Chapter 35: People Mulch | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 34 | Chapter 34: Promises | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 33 | Chapter 33: Maud Monster Hunter | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 32 | Chapter 32: Spectres | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 31 | Chapter 31: The Art of Drowning | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 30 | Chapter 30: Murder Ballad | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 29 | Chapter 29: Lady Lich | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 28 | Chapter 28: Roots | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 27 | Chapter 27: Ice | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 26 | Chapter 26: The Cathedral, the Well, the King | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 25 | Chapter 25: Puppet Show | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 24 | Chapter 24: Blackhole Sun | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 23 | Chapter 23: The Tarrasch Rule | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 22 | Chapter 22: Monster Parade | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 21 | Chapter 21: Patchwork Army | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 20 | Chapter 20: Ghost Garden | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 19 | Chapter 19: Warcraft and Embroidery | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 18 | Chapter 18: The Bright Ones, the Blind Ones | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 17 | Chapter 17: Crystal Caves | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 16 | Chapter 16: The Long Way Down | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 15 | Chapter 15: Whispers in the Dark | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 14 | Chapter 14: Dark Forest Theory | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 13 | Chapter 13: Resting Lich Face | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 12 | Chapter 12: Your Gems or Your Life | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 11 | Chapter 11: Fresh Meat | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 10 | Chapter 10: Grave Robbing | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 9 | Chapter 9: Elding and Tora | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 8 | Chapter 8: The Necromancer | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 7 | Chapter 7: Soul Hunt | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 6 | Chapter 6: Dunbarra Keep | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 5 | Chapter 5: Tales From the Wild Wood | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 4 | Chapter 4: Gentle Crypt-keeping | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 3 | Chapter 3: Cottagegore | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 3 | Chapter ??? The Wish 3 | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 2 | Chapter 2: Hindsight is a Helmet | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | 1 | Chapter 1: Awakening | RoyalRoadL | |
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Liches Get Stitches | Prologue: Dark Ritual | RoyalRoadL | ||
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Liches Get Stitches | The Story So Far: From Peasant Witch to Lich Queen | RoyalRoadL | ||