The Apocalypse has arrived filled with Dad Jokes.If you are reading this, then you are about to experience my memoires leading to the full System Integration. I am keeping this record as a way to tell future generations how I died. Because as I've been told The Healer Always Dies, First. Then you throw in the fact that I have possibly the lamest healing ability ever and it is easy to see why I will likely meet an untimely end.I must warn you this book contains mature subject matter. But on the bright side, no virgins were sacrificed during the making of this book.By reading this book you subject yourself to teenage angst, emo-boy-band impersonations, curing Zombification, curing Vampyrism, along with LitRPG and GameLit Elements. If this doesn't sound like your type of story, then I don't blame you. I lived it and it is not my type of story.[participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge]If you like the story know you can get ahead from here.