Full April Fools Title: AFTER TRAVELING BACK IN TIME TO WHEN I ORIGINALLY TRANSMIGRATED INTO A DUMB HAREM XIANXIA (THAT I NEVER READ), I DECIDED TO… RAISE THE MAIN CHARACTER AS MY JUNIOR BROTHER?! AND I SPEND SEVERAL MONTHS RAGING ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE HAREM TROPES?!

Actual Title: When Immortal Ascension Fails Time Travel to Try Again

What is my 1000-year-old monster self to do when I've failed my immortal ascension? Time travel — accidentally — and wind up back in my 9-year-old body, needing to re-cultivate, of course. But after that? Get REVENGE! Muahahahaha!

But the idiot who killed me — also accidentally — was the main character of the dumb harem Xianxia I transmigrated into. But wait. Wasn't he only 7 or 8 at this point in time? Well, since I can't harm a child or the main character without suffering in some way, then I'll just have to raise him better, faster, stronger, and loyal! Muahahahaha!

This is a Xianxia comedy and satire by the author of Cold Steel Dig and Tome of Stealth. But it is also a series of interconnected and chronological short stories (featuring the same main characters). For example, it's similar to the structure of Fred the Vampire Accountant series by the wonderful Drew Hayes.

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