"Hey, feel like reincarnating? I'll reincarnate you."

"Really!? But why? I can't recall doing anything worthwhile in my life?"

"Let's just say someone above thinks you would make things interesting."

"Oh... That's cool I guess. So will I get some sort of power, system, or something?"

"No, but I must inform you that you have to be gay once you reincarnate."

"Bro... what!!? Why would you ask me to do such a ridiculous thing!?"

"Please calm down. It wasn't my decision in the first place, "It" said that would be the one condition for giving you an easy reincarnation."

"Then, then give me the hard reincarnation, wait, what's the hard reincarnation?"

"You'd have to go through a simple test."

"Sounds simple enough, what's the test?"

"You'll have to fight strong creatures, with your strength."

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"Fine. Then can I make one request?"

"What is it?"

"Make me a girl."

"Will you get together with another girl?"

"No."

"Then If I did that you'd no longer be gay, you'd be straight, so no."

"Not true, even if I'm given the body of a girl I'd still have the soul of a guy. Therefore I'd still be gay."

Hehe-HaHaHah - "That was complete bullshit, but I'll allow it, sure I'll make you a girl."

"Hell yeah!"

"But if you get together, or do any form of romantic activity with any woman, you will most certainly die."

"Romantic activity... That's quite the broad genre, can you be specif-"

"Good luck."

"Wa-"

Being reincarnated into a Sci-fi world this bo- ah, I mean girl will have to figure out her own path forward with the interested gaze of a higher being observing from the background. Did I also mention her friend was reincarnated as well, no? Guess she'll also have to try to find him too!

[DISCLAIMER - The character isn't actually gay, which you should understand if you read the above, the title is merely a joke based on the reincarnation requirements.]

P.S - There will be a lot of jokes!