There's nothing like a flagon of mead and a bit of fighting to start the day off right. Unfortunately, the army of demons assaulting the city only stretches to the horizon. And they call it an 'invasion'. Bah! A pitiful showing. Why back in Silverbeard's childhood is when the real invasions happened. Not this half-hearted skirmish. Still, it's better than nothing and Silverbeard is determined to make the most out of the demons rushing to meet his axe.

With a flagon in one hand an an axe in the other, Silverbeard strolls through the doomed city enjoying life the way it was meant to be lived. After all, life is a journey between tavern and tavern and tavern and tavern... Not a destination. So be sure to savour the taste of every drink of mead and the hot stink of demon blood on your axe.

And... is that a bakery up ahead? Perhaps this city isn't so bad after all...