This story is a fanfic set in the universe of They Are Smol, a delightful series of stories which you should totally go and read. It's not related to any of my other stories, and is set quite a few years past them.

In this tale, the ultimate butler/bodyguard is hired by a mysterious client. He knows nothing about their identity at first. But he quickly realizes that, whomever they, are, they have lots of money to spend and rather eccentric tastes. Things become even more complicated when he meets his employer face to face and realizes just how difficult his new job will be...

Formal Disclaimer Type Thing: I do not take credit for the original setting, this story is set in an alternate version of the 'They are Smol' universe, written by the one, the only Tiny Prancing Horse.TPH takes many forms and is known by many names. He is like Nyarlathotep, only smaller and cuter and more prancey.