I never expected to die. Of course, I always knew it was a possibility, but why did it happen in such a stupid way? A piano crunched through my gut. You'd think as a piano mover I'd be good enough with pianos to not die to one. How many people do you think have died of pianos?

The good news is that I'm getting a second chance. Seems like even the gods are unsatisfied. Unfortunately, I pissed off the wrong guy and now I'm less than an insect. Who makes you reincarnate into a bacteria?

I'm going to get stronger using this weird system and get... some kind of revenge. I dunno who I'm getting revenge on or how, but I'll come up with a plan eventually.

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