Naomi Whitaker is a girl like any other.

She is a normal teen who goes to high school, has a crush on the quarterback and dreams of becoming Prom Queen. She has an ordinary life, with a mean bully from the cheer team, a dangerous yet magnetic classmate, and a cheerful best friend with who she shares everything.

And occasionally, she tracks down an omniscient narrator, fights a secret cult involving boys bands and fan fictions, runs over the Mexican president, sets churches on fire and travels to alternate dimensions where everyone is Hugh Grant.

Yeah. Just another Monday.