Hey ! Gorbachev! , where is my state appointed GF?? . After all the state should provide me with everything one need. Right? he.. he..

Humph! All this rhetorics of freedom and democracy are fake ! I the embodiment of Soviet have seen through everything !!!

I am

Tyrant of Iron and Blood,

New Tsar of the North,

Warden of the wall,

liberator of Eastern Europe,

Savior of the Soviets, ,

butcher of Chechnya,

Nightmare of the Free World,

Terror to all beauties,

Leader of the Red Regime

and the mass murderer extraordinaire the Great General Secretary.

Across the world my name can even make babies stop crying.

The enemies of the people who are also the people should all taste the iron fist of Soviet !!

Long live the soviet! Long live Capitalism !!

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Hello guys nice to meet you. I am not a history buff in this matter. But I went ahead anyway.

Please help me if you think I screwed up or didn't know something .

Thanks.