What are humans, anyway?

If you ask the Elves, they will say Humans are giant Dwarves. If you ask the Dwarves, they will tell you they are hairless Wargs. If you ask the Fairies, they'll say they are mutant Goblins. Anywhere you go, anyone you ask, you'll often hear a different answer. It's rather strange that for beings that don't have wings, claws, or tails, they would be the ones to stand out the most. Nobody knows where they come from, what they actually are, or what they want, but somehow everyone knows a human.

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