WARNING: This story is not smut or harem. It has the sexual content tag because of humor and certain words that are used. This is gamelit so we need our stats.-Chapters are released daily at 11pm GMT+2 (But no chapter on Fridays) -Chapter Length +- 2000 words.-Ran out of stats...

God of Card has:

A sarcastic goddess with blue hair and a foul mouth. Check.

Gamer MC with a hard to read fantasy name. Check.

Powering up, status menus, magic, classes, acquiring spell cards, trying to cure a disabling STD. Check.

Mages guild. OP enemies. Shouting the names of spells as you cast them. Running in terror whilst being chased by a troop of chimera baboons. Check, check, check and check.

tldr

If Pokemon had a baby with Yu-Gi-Oh in a dirty Witcher tavern then you'd have God of Cards.