My name is Joseph Campbell and I'm just your average nerd.

What's the difference between me and you? I'm about to go on my very own Hero's Journey.

What's on the line? Oh nothing really, just the most important thing in the universe...

My eternal soul!

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Join Joseph on his his quest to escape damnation by completing various quests, gaining levels and slaying monsters in the realm of Valinor so that he can win enough good Karma to go to Heaven.

Will Joseph succeed and be granted an audience before God himself?

Or will he fail in his task and be doomed for all eternity to hang out with the likes of Hitler, Stalin and Kanye West in the deep fiery pits of Hell?

Read on to find out!