Rescued from the solitary life of call center misery, Arn has been pulled through the Gate of Seasons to be the champion of Bartholomew, the god of Bards and Summer Beer.

Which would be amazing if something hadn't gone wrong in the transaction, leaving him with a mismatched class on a planet that's out to kill him. But not all hope is lost, with a magical necklace from a god as compensation, memories from a mysterious past, a unwilling "helper" required to answer his questions, and a complete lack of knowledge of the way things "should be", Arn has the potential to be the most unexpected hero that the planet needs. If he can adapt to the world and survive long enough to do it.

********************************Books One, and Two have had significant and major edits from their currently posted form and will be replaced. Three and Four are completely released on Royal Road, and we are working towards a Kindle Unlimited release. This series will be five books long and slowly builds to a definite conclusion (this is not an eternal web novel). I know where I'm taking this story, and you're going to love it. When the series is done, I may write other series in the same world from different points of view or at different points in time, but there will be a satisfying ending. Enjoy the ride.