Contrary to the title, this story is not about cannibalism. It is a rom-com that primarily takes place in an unusual high school boys' bathroom. Imagine a clean high school boys' bathroom. It doesn't exist. That's why this is fiction. Oh, and a mysterious and creepy mirror in the bathroom apparently wants to eat students. This causes everyone to avoid using that bathroom for the longest time, allowing it to become the world's cleanest high school boys' bathroom. Or, at least, that is until a certain someone with bowel problems uses the bathroom, despite all the nasty rumors, and finds himself at the mercy of the haunting mirror. Though, how evil can it be if it gives love advice?