Max Magnus Makenzie is a NEET. He spends his days playing games, browsing the internet, and doing a whole lot of nothing. After five years of dying on the inside, he dies on the outside as well, suffering a heart attack in his sleep.

Luckily for him, this isn't where it ends. He's given the 'opportunity' to be the chosen of the chaotic goddess Tiamat, and must now claim the world in her name. There's just a few minor problems. For one, he's a dragon now. Getting used to a new body is hard, but you know what's harder? When your new body is just as obese as your last one.

Despite these difficulties, he's going to use his time as a NEET to his advantage. He'll prove that NEET Dragons Are Surprisingly Powerful.

This story is made to participate in Royal Road's Community Magazine contest, with the prompt of "Mirrors can't eat people."