John the goat lover has died and gone to Heaven, Geek Heaven. Here, people live in a perpetual MMORPG, where they can fulfill all of their fantasies (or get stomped on like noobs while trying).

Unfortunately for John, the only goats in this version of Heaven belong to a guy named Thor, who just so happens to rule over the entire geek Heaven as the only God Character in existence. The goats pull his magical chariot, so he will absolutely not give them away.

Will Pastor John be able to find another goat? Can he rebuild his flock in a world filled with trolls who prey on the weak?

Join Pastor John on his epic adventure to fulfill a sacred quest: assemble the biggest flock in existence and beat the living crap out of anyone who refuses to join.

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