In the near future, the Amazing Me will be the BEST STORY on Royal Road. My old lady thinks that she is the best story right now, so out of respect the Amazing Me will claim SECOND BEST.

But that doesn't roll off the tongue.

I mean, second best...? What kind of weak-willed punk screams and shouts about that?

SECOND BEST is impressive, but it is not nearly enough for someone like the Amazing Me.

So, here's the deal!

While my old lady is out of town, we are gonna evict her from her BEST title. We'll need more views than her, more followers, more favorites. More everything!

She'll be so sour when she sees how popular I've become!

N-not that I care if ya read me or whatever...

To the READERS and AUTHORS of the ROYAL ROAD,

THE COUNCIL has declared,

The content of this STORY to be SATIRE.Be it CHAPTER or COMMENT, their content is SATIRE.

Regards,High Lord Mykolas,Ink of the Law